Posts in category "Super Bowl"

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews
Technically, I haven’t seen any Super Bowl commercials just yet, but that doesn’t mean I don’t already know what they’ll be like or that I’m not already annoyed by them. 1. That commercial with the monkeys was my favorite. What can I say? I’m a sucker for monkeys with mustaches smoking cigars while they jump... Read more »

5 Things We Learned from Madonna's Halftime Show

5 Things We Learned from Madonna's Halftime Show
Now that we’ve had a few days to marinate and reflect upon the halftime show that was surely produced by a 13-year-old with ADD, it’s time to discuss what we’ve learned.  And one of those things we learned, was that nobody can change overly elaborate, unnecessary costumes faster than Madonna. 5.  Oh… so that’s who... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »
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Top 5 Things We Learned About the Future From the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Everybody's hair is plastic: So many questions. How did this happen? Was it just a natural evolutionary occurrence brought on by the need to protect our thinning skulls, or something more sinister? Only a select few, including Will.i.am and a team of our nation's most gifted scientists, know for sure. But one thing everyone does know is that it looks tremendous.
The moon landing. The Kennedy assassination. 9/11. The Black Eyed Peas performance during halftime of Super Bowl XLV. “Where were you when” moments that those who witnessed them will never forget. Yesterday, our own DanTello filled you in on what we learned in the present day from the most recent of these culture shaping events.... Read more »

Top 5 Things We Learned From the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Top 5 Things We Learned From the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show
Black Eyed Peas, we get it, all things Tron were profitable this year. (I am new to Twitter, so follow me @DanTello1)

Top Cameos in a Movie, Pre-2000

Chamberlain slept with 40k women, Arnold slept with a needle in his butt. Wilt is a true player!
All of these are pre-2000 since it seems like there are so many cameos in current films. Back in my day cameos were an art form. I know you all got other good ones, so post them in the comments section.
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Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch. (Every single category listed below is real, and can be wagered on. I suggest you act like an adult, and bet on all of them). 5.  Player to Score First Touchdown tied with Player to... Read more »