Posts in category "stupid"

How I Made a Crummy Job Fun For a Moment

How I Made a Crummy Job Fun For a Moment
ChicagoNow is running a weekly special on crummy jobs. Here is my tale. In high school my old man told me I needed to get a summer job to learn the value of a dollar, so I got a job caddying at the local country club. It was a pretty fancy country club with a... Read more »

10 Things Jerks Do

10 Things Jerks Do
After writing this list and leaving this intro until the end, I’ve to come to realize I define a jerk as someone who is selfish, insecure and rude.   1. Jerks share their crap instead of quarantine it If you have a good day, you share your joy with others and hope to spread it... Read more »

Crappy Thanksgiving: Pranks I'd Like to see Pulled in Stores Open on Thanksgiving

Crappy Thanksgiving: Pranks I'd Like to see Pulled in Stores Open on Thanksgiving
In dishonor of Wal-Mart, Best Buy, K-Mart, Sears, Bass Pro Shops, Dick Sporting Goods, The Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, Staples, Office Depot, Michaels, Big Lots, Kohls, JC Penney and Toys R Us staying open on Thanksgiving we decided to run a truncated theme for the first three days of Thanksgiving week: Crappy Holidays. You... Read more »
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Republican Talking Point Flow Chart

Republican Talking Point Flow Chart
Below is a flow chart I devised for the Republican party’s talking points,  after realizing that these are the only talking points the Koch brothers,  Shelden Addelson, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Haliburton, Shell Mobile, Exxon, et al.  allow their lap dogs to use. The top chart is for when a Republican is speaking about an... Read more »

12 Suggestions for Dressing in Blackface This Halloween

12 Suggestions for Dressing in Blackface This Halloween
1. Is is it ok to dress up as a black person if I’m not black? -Yes 2. Is it ok to dress in blackface then? -No 3. But if I’m not in blackface how will they know who I am supposed to be? -Either from your clever costume ideas that do not involve skin... Read more »

10 Bible Verses Violated by the Republican Party

10 Bible Verses Violated by the Republican Party
Please note this article is not another case of a Democrat insulting the Republican party and their religious members.  I don’t like either political party and I’ve lost hope in the current political system until major changes are made. While I’ve lost most  interest in national politics,  some things still catch my eye. But what... Read more »
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Wanna be Original on Social Media? Avoid Beating These Celebrity Dead Horses.

Dead Horse: Amanda Bynes <br><br> How she is Beaten: "Amanda Bynes is easily the most fu&%ed up bi%&h in Hollywood and that's saying something! Is she even still alive? Oh she is? How about now?....Ok what about now?" <br><br> Imagine you and your friend are hanging out and he tells you a joke about a mentally ill woman with a debilitating drug addiction who then made unwise fashion decisions and said unintelligent things on Twitter. After hearing that joke do you envision yourself laughing uproariously and patting your friend on the back and saying, "Where do you get these amazing jokes??!!" <br><br> When it happened to a celebrity in real life, millions of people tweeted about its hilarity.
I’m tired of seeing the same celebrity whipping boys/girls get berated for the same tired reasons. If you’re gonna berate someone (and you should) at least be un-stupid enough to observe these rules: 1) Don’t make fun of a drug addiction, 2) Prior to their stupidity, was there a reasonable expectation of intelligence/maturity from the... Read more »

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie
I’ve always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo’s areolae certainly continues that proud tradition. Don’t get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it’s destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness. Not the... Read more »

6 More Offenses Justin Bieber Committed in the Blackhawks Locker Room

6 More Offenses Justin Bieber Committed in the Blackhawks Locker Room
Before I’m assailed by Blackhawks fans, I’ll get this out of the way early: You are a bigger Blackhawks fans than I am, and I’m just a bandwagon Chicago import. However, I’m also a levelheaded guy. Recently Justin Bieber came under white-hot scrutiny from Chicago Blackhawks enthusiasts for stepping on the ground. Sure that ground... Read more »
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5 Replies to Rick Perry's Un-Jesus-Like Remarks About Wendy Davis

5 Replies to Rick Perry's Un-Jesus-Like Remarks About Wendy Davis
Texas-sized  a-hole Rick Perry still has it! He recently brought up her teenage sex life while attempting to discredit her ideas as a 50-year old Harvard Law School grad and Texas State Senator. Upon hearing that, a few replies came to mind. 1. So because she had a baby before marriage  her logic-based arguments are... Read more »