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Posts in category "Sports"

Talk Derby to Me: T.R. Slyder Interviews All 20 Kentucky Derby Horses

Talk Derby to Me: T.R. Slyder Interviews All 20 Kentucky Derby Horses
            I’d like to thank my shadowy go-between who makes this interview possible every year. The nameless figure, we’ll call him Sleazy D.Z., is an  Arlington Park higher-up who makes this interview possible. For legal reasons, I am not at liberty to discuss any further the methodology entailed in any... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
May 3, 2012 at 10:06 pm
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The 5 Worst Haircuts - Coaches Edition

Fellow Lists That Actually Matter writer and all around handsome man, TR Slyder, wrote two hilarious lists on the worst haircuts and hairstyles of all time.  Today we turn our attention to the men on the sidelines who burden us with their unfortunate choice of hairstyles. 5. Brady Hoke (University of Michigan’s Messiah):  I haven’t yet decided if this... Read more »
By DanTello,
December 11, 2011 at 8:22 pm
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The 6 Best Sports Apologies of the Last Decade

The 6 Best Sports Apologies of the Last Decade
From a very young age we are conditioned to apologize. Any mindless kid can belch out the, “I’m sorry” that their parents demand.  Sadly, it’s far less common for adults to crouch down, look their kid in the eye and articulate WHY their behavior was wrong, HOW their selfish acts had consequences that resulted in... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
December 4, 2011 at 7:25 pm
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Lists That Actually Matter's 2011 Infallible Fantasy Football Preview

Like us on Facebook. Every year, an estimated 20 million nerds that like to pretend that they’re not nerds people play fantasy football. And every year, an estimated 19,999,999 people either perform poorly or only win by some random fluke because I’ve yet to share my time-tested strategies and tips. Until now. These are the... Read more »
By Tony,
September 8, 2011 at 12:04 pm
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The 8 Most Hated Chicago Sports People

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“Like” us on Facebook It has been said that opinions are like rectums- everyone has one. But I disagree with that. An opinion would never be hired to manage the White Sox. ... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
June 25, 2011 at 5:16 pm
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10 Best Current Chicago Athletes

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“Like” us on Facebook Follow @andydisco Self-explanatory. Let’s get right to it. ... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
June 20, 2011 at 8:58 pm
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10 Active Athletes who get it

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“Like” us on Facebook Follow @andydisco When we imagine ourselves as athletes it’s only human nature to imagine ourselves as athletes who are both popular on and off the field, and also successful on and off the field. In other words, we picture ourselves like these 10 athletes... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
June 15, 2011 at 7:18 pm
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10 Active Athletes who Just Don't get it

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“Like” us on Facebook Follow @andydisco After ingesting dozens of specific opinions on why LeBron still has not yet won an NBA Finals, I think it can all be distilled into this: He just doesn’t get it.  In fairness to LeBron he promised to take his talents to South Beach, and not to Victory Park... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
June 15, 2011 at 6:20 pm
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3 Jim Tressel Jokes

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Just go ahead and read them. It’ll take 2 minutes of your time and you’ll be the only person with Jim Tressel jokes. Besides, we both know you know an OSU fan who deserves to be laughed at for their cult-like love of Ohio State.  If you know of any other Jim Tressel jokes, please... Read more »
By TRSlyder,
June 1, 2011 at 12:44 am
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Top 5 Sporting World Man Boobs

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Here at Lists That Actually Matter, we pride ourselves on telling all sides of the story. That much was evident yesterday when our own DanTello eschewed traditional talk of lady bosoms and filled you in on the finest man breasts that Hollywood has to offer. But that’s only part of the story when it comes... Read more »
By Tony,
May 10, 2011 at 10:08 pm
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