Posts in category "Scandals"

How to run Your own NFL True Crime Fantasy League

How to run Your own NFL True Crime Fantasy League
Everyone is in a conventional fantasy football league. This is a chance to start something similar, yet different. Here is how to run your own NFL true crime fantasy league where you score points by the legal improprieties of NFL players. Before I set it up I’d like to note that this league is an... Read more »

Who'd win a Fistfighting Tournament of Steroid Users in Baseball? Vote Here.

Who'd win a Fistfighting Tournament of Steroid Users in Baseball? Vote Here.
I took 16 of baseball’s brawniest, ruggedest, and steroidiest meatheads and put them in a fantasy fistfighting tournament to have you vote on the winner. I also included Frank Thomas. Not because I think he ever took steroids, but because I thought he has a chance to win this cleanly, so it would only be... Read more »

11 Creepiest Celebrity Dudes

11. Wilmer Valderrama <br><br> The celebrity gossip site, CrazyDaysAndNights.net is famous for it's Celebrity Blind Items. Every so often the blogger will reveal the identities of the people in the blind items. In my years reading that site I've discovered a lot of creeps, but two creepers tower over all the rest in their creepitude. Wilmer is one of them, and the other appears at #2 on the list. <br><br> <a href="http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/blind%20items%20revealed">Here is a link to every blind item reveal ever on that site</a>. If you like scandalous celebrity gossip, I guarantee this link will entertain you for at least two hours.
Political philosophers love to pose the question, “Who watches the watchers?” Frankly, That’s a really good question and I have no idea. But what I do know is that we at Lists That Actually Matter do the exact opposite. We creep the creepers.
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The new Fantasy Football: The Future Alzheimer's Team

The new Fantasy Football: The Future Alzheimer's Team
Or should it be the All Zheimer’s team? Anyway, if you just want to read the rules of my league, be my guest, you’ll need to scroll down a bit until the boldface type. Otherwise, please continue reading my rationale for why this league makes perfect sense and is a morally superior version of traditional... Read more »

5 Points About Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend Scandal I Haven't Heard Anyone Else Make Yet

5 Points About Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend Scandal I Haven't Heard Anyone Else Make Yet
I happen to lean on the side of Manti Te’o being a rube and 100% innocent. Am I completely positive I’m right? No, but that’s my hunch until all the facts are in. However, what I am positive of is that this whole things is hilarious and awesome and I haven’t been this excited for... Read more »

5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant

5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant
Admittedly, there is very good reason to believe Kim Kardashian is pregnant. And I also admit that we once had good reason to believe she was in love and about to marry the man of her dreams. Since we can’t trust her any farther than we can spit her, let’s look a little deeper into... Read more »
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4 Played-out Suffixes that put the 'sux' in Suffixes, and 4 'fixes'

4 Played-out Suffixes that put the 'sux' in Suffixes, and 4 'fixes'
Sometimes a once-clever witticism just runs its course, and due to its ubiquity and overuse it just stops being witty and becomes a lazy excuse for originality. If you don’t believe me, it’s probably because you’re a four year old who tells the same joke over and over, again and is still amused. If that... Read more »

5 Most Outrageous College Sports Scandals of All-Time

5 Most Outrageous College Sports Scandals of All-Time
Follow @dantello1 When I heard the news about Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel resigning, I was reminded of two things: (1) the greatest college sports scandals of yesteryear and (2) the obvious analogy between preachy-Tressel being a cheater and bible-thumping politicians playing “hide the Constitution” with Congressional Pages.  This list will cover the former because... Read more »