Posts in category "NFL"

NFL Playoff Matchups of Annoying Fan Bases

NFL Playoff Matchups of Annoying Fan Bases
Only when you  support a team is it easy to figure out which team is in your best interest to cheer for.  But if you don’t really care about either team, your self-interest focuses from, “Which team would make me happier to see in the Super Bowl?” to, “Which team would be less annoying to... Read more »

A Re-Crap of Jay Cutler's Career With the Chicago Bears

A Re-Crap of Jay Cutler's Career With the Chicago Bears
During his tenure with the Chicago Bears Jay Cutler faced adversity, sucked it up, and emerged as a multiple Super Bowl winning quarterback. After five historically important seasons, Cutler led the Bears to three Super Bowl appearances, in two Super Bowls he set records for touchdowns thrown and passing yards. And of course he set other... Read more »

The new Fantasy Football: The Future Alzheimer's Team

The new Fantasy Football: The Future Alzheimer's Team
Or should it be the All Zheimer’s team? Anyway, if you just want to read the rules of my league, be my guest, you’ll need to scroll down a bit until the boldface type. Otherwise, please continue reading my rationale for why this league makes perfect sense and is a morally superior version of traditional... Read more »
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6 Ways Wes Welker Should Answer the Manning vs. Brady Question

6 Ways Wes Welker Should Answer the Manning vs. Brady Question
As the only player (so far) to catch a touchdown pass from Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, Wes Welker for will forever be asked:  Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning, who ya got? Since thinking about how many times he will be asked at that exact question throughout  the rest of his life almost makes me... Read more »

11 Things I Want to see Invented/Made That We Already Have the Technology for

Waiter Call Button at Restaurants <br><br> Airplanes have them for flight attendants, so why don't restaurants have them for waiters? If waiters came only when they were called, wouldn't that be more efficient for everybody?
The title is pretty self-explanatory. All of us come up with ideas for things, “they oughta make”, and this is mine. It’s my first time doing a list like this so some ideas are gonna be more awesome than others, but I’d say they range from “Pretty awesome”, to, “Objectively the best idea possible”.

5 Keys to being a Successful Chicago Bears Coach

5 Keys to being a Successful Chicago Bears Coach
If your name is not Mike Ditka, it’s nearly impossible to coach the Bears and not eventually be hated by the fans.  However, here at Lists That Actually Matter, we believe it can be done.  So for all those candidates out there hoping to be the next Chicago Bears coach, follow these 5 tips, and... Read more »
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Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »

5 Christmas gift ideas for the Chicago sports fan in your life

5 Christmas gift ideas for the Chicago sports fan in your life
Don’t worry all you procrastinators out there.  Here at Lists That Actually Matter we have you covered.  Choose any of these 5 gift options, and we promise your family will finally love you! 5. For the druggy Chicago Sports Fan: a Kingpin Jersey.  Go to the Bears website and personalize yourself a #81 jersey with the... Read more »

The 5 Rules of the Tim Tebow Drinking Game

The 5 Rules of the Tim Tebow Drinking Game
Just because Tebow is a religious man, doesn’t mean you have to be.   So next time you are struggling through the first 3 and 1/2 quarters of a boring Broncos game and waiting for that inevitable final drive when Tebow teams up with God to inexplicably score the winning touchdown, try out this drinking game... Read more »
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5 Rumored Locker Room Comments Made By Jay Cutler

5 Rumored Locker Room Comments Made By Jay Cutler
After Cutler’s domination of the dog killing Eagles, he has now turned his attention and confidence to Detroit, the same team that attempted to murder him a few weeks ago on Monday Night Football.  This has led Jay to be very vocal in the locker room this week, and here are the 5 things Jay was overheard saying... Read more »