Posts in category "Hot Dog Eating Contest"

The 26 Most Glorious Firework Names

The 26 Most Glorious Firework Names
I recently went to Phantom Fireworks in Merrillville, Indiana to buy some fireworks and became an instant fan of their firework naming team. Even though that store has well over 79 million(* by my estimation) different kinds of fireworks, all the names were pretty amusing. A friend put me in touch with Phantom CEO, Bruce... Read more »

What To Do If You Find Yourself In a 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

Has this ever happened to you? You’re sitting around, minding your own business, celebrating America’s birthday by setting off small explosives dangerously close to your house and children, and a hot dog eating contest breaks out. All of a sudden your quiet, neighborhood cookout goes from looking like this: To this: I know, the difference... Read more »