Posts in category "Graduation"

6 Ways to Make Your Job More Like College

6 Ways to Make Your Job More Like College
A few words of advice to the graduating class of 2012 from Dan P, the assistant professor of partying all/some of the time. I’d like to congratulate the class of 2012 and welcome them to the work world. As much fun as college was, you unfortunately cannot make a career out of chugging booze, creeping... Read more »

Advice for the Graduating Class of 2012: T.R. Slyder Edition

Advice for the Graduating Class of 2012: T.R. Slyder Edition
As college graduations draw near we at Lists That Actually Matter would like to serve as the tour guides to success for our recent graduates. Because, like Whitney Houston, we believe children are our future. But that is not all- we also do cocaine,   marijuana,  Xanax, the muscle relaxant Flexeril and Benadryl in bathtubs... Read more »

A Few Words of Advice for the Graduating Class of 2012

This week, the distinguished faculty of Lists That Actually Matter offers their advice to the graduating class of 2012. Today, a few words from Tony, Professor of Whatever Subject Would Impress You Most. Graduates, Congratulations, you’ve made it. By which I mean, you’ve made it to this post. Way to go. I’m proud of you,... Read more »
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Ten Worries for the Class of 2011

Ten Worries for the Class of 2011
Congratulations to the Class of 2011. You are tomorrow’s doctors, lawyers, failed frozen yogurt franchisees and reality show contestants. You’ve navigated academia with aplomb. Now the world is your oyster, in that you’ll often find its inner-workings difficult to swallow. Wondering what that strange, non-venereal disease related sensation is that you just started feeling? It’s... Read more »