Posts in category "Food"

5 Ways Google Will Make Their Driverless Car Totally Creepy

5 Ways Google Will Make Their Driverless Car Totally Creepy
Oh my God, you guys! Did you hear that Google invented a self-driving car??!! The future is finally here! This is awesome! Oh wait. It’s Google. Like all Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, Microsoft and Yahoo products WE, the consumers are the product. You can bet your bottom dollar (preferably from your Google Wallet) that Google will... Read more »

12 Common Events Annoying People Put on Social Media Every. Single. Time

12 Common Events Annoying People Put on Social Media Every. Single. Time
In real life the Golden Rule is, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”  But on social media the golden rule appears to be, “Show others whatever you want,  even if it’s the kind stuff that annoys you when other people post it. Screw them, this is about me!” Here are... Read more »

4 Reasons Jon Stewart Should Shut His Pizza Pie Hole

4 Reasons Jon Stewart Should Shut His Pizza Pie Hole
1. The only reason you don’t call it “New York style pizza”, is because you are already in New York, tough guy. The rest of the country calls your pizza, “New York style pizza”, I’ll that you that for free.   2. For a guy that fakes an Italian accent so often, you’d think Jon... Read more »
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Brookville Restaurant Goes Snout to Tail: Feasting Locally at Lockn'

Brookville Restaurant Goes Snout to Tail: Feasting Locally at Lockn'
When it comes to providing sustenance, music festivals really have all the power to offer whatever they want inside the festival grounds.  High profit-margin french bread pizzas, tacos, veggie burritos, smoothies, light beers, $4 bottles of water to which you are surely not getting the caps (this is always mind-blowing), hoppy beers and plastic bottles... Read more »

11 Things I Want to see Invented/Made That We Already Have the Technology for

Waiter Call Button at Restaurants <br><br> Airplanes have them for flight attendants, so why don't restaurants have them for waiters? If waiters came only when they were called, wouldn't that be more efficient for everybody?
The title is pretty self-explanatory. All of us come up with ideas for things, “they oughta make”, and this is mine. It’s my first time doing a list like this so some ideas are gonna be more awesome than others, but I’d say they range from “Pretty awesome”, to, “Objectively the best idea possible”.

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War
July, 4th celebrates our Independence from England and we all know how we gained that independence- by kicking England’s ass. That’s the whole reason we actually celebrate Independence Day (e.g. fireworks, grilling, drinking)  instead of merely observing it like we do Memorial Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Veteran’s Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Flag Day... Read more »
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The top 5 reasons to tweak out about GMO frankenfish

The top 5 reasons to tweak out about GMO frankenfish
Ok, so I get that with all the recent media exposure to food triangles, and general misconception that healthy foods are super expensive, that scientists and sociologists alike are looking for answers to the future of our planet’s health.  Thinking globally, and acting locally is what we are supposed to do.   So when the... Read more »

4 New Years Resolutions for Annoying Twitter and Facebook Users

4 New Years Resolutions for Annoying Twitter and Facebook Users
You look smart! So smart, in fact, that I know you read the headline and got my point immediately and don’t require any kind of an intro to slow you down before reading this list. So I won’t insult your intelligence with (any more of) an intro other than to say, I hope people resolve... Read more »

Thanks for Coming out Paula Deen, now get the Hell out of Here

Thanks for Coming out Paula Deen, now get the Hell out of Here
I got Type-II Diabetes, y’all!!! While Paula Deen’s admission of her Type-II Diabetes was every bit as surprising as the Marlboro Man having cancer, what IS surprising still is how Paula Deen’s image has done a Kim Kardashian-like 180 for many of her fans. The surprise that upset fans was finding out Deen was diagnosed... Read more »
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Ranking the Sandwiches: A Worthwhile Pursuit

20. Reuben: A lot of people really like Reubens. Of course, a lot of people also really like the programming on Bravo. Doesn't make it right.
Like us on Facebook. Follow @dogisinmybushes If you think about it, a sandwich is really like a traditional family. Two slices of bread are the parents, who start out so strong and fresh. Then the filling comes in, that’s the kids. And they all work perfectly together, especially at first. But after they’ve been together... Read more »