Posts in category "Celebrities"

Awarding Excellence in Andydom: The Andy Awards

Awarding Excellence in Andydom: The Andy Awards
I thought it was time to honor some famous Andys with the Andy Awards. At first it may seem like these are awards were arbitrarily made up and awarded to every famous I could think of, and that is exactly correct. So here are the 11 Best Andys I could think of.

Top 6 Randys of TV and Cinema

<strong>#6 Randy "The Macho Man" Savage</strong><br><br> Not only is he a randy savage, but he is also a macho man on top of that. <br><br>Mr. Savage was a household name in the early 90's and It's fair to say that every male between the ages of 25 and 36 has imitated the Macho Man in one way or another- possibly with a flying elbow, an "Oooh Oooh yee--uh", a "Snap into a Slim Jim!" or pointing to your cheek where you want the Lovely Elizabeth to kiss you. In a world filled with randy savages, he was truly a macho man.
While Randy is a pretty common name here in the States it is rarely used for TV and movie characters. It’s possible that producers avoid the name for fear it will alienate British audiences since Randy means something like “amorous” or “frisky” over there, or maybe they avoid naming anyone else Randy because they know... Read more »

Top 4 Vins in America

<strong>#4 Vin Diesel</strong><br><br> Even though his real name is Mark Sinclair, I still felt he earned a spot on this list.  It may also be worth noting that every Vin I could think of made this list.
How many Vins can you name? Not a Vince, Vincent or Vint, but Vin. I was able to come up with only four, so I ranked them.
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19 Halloween Costumes That are Ebola Puns

19 Halloween Costumes That  are Ebola Puns
After reading this Mashable list of punny Halloween costumes, I was inspired to think of a few more relating to Ebola. My thinking is that everyone will recognize the ubiquitous microscopic picture of the Ebola virus (shown above), so if you can craft that out of yarn, string, ribbon a shoelace, stuffed panty hose, etc.... Read more »

12 Media Personalities who Shout Instead of Talk

<strong>Ed Schultz</strong><br><br>A lot of people say that his show is unwatchable, but I disagree. However, I will concede that's un-listenable. You could mute his show in a nursing home auditorium and the residents in the back row would plug their ears.
Some television personalities are referred to as talking heads. These are more like shouting heads. You may not recognize all of their names or faces, but I know you’ve heard them. Either on your television set or radio, or on the television set or radio of someone within 800 yards of you.

Overly Botox'd Celebrities Crying: A Photo Gallery That may Make you cry....With Laughter

Seriously?
Admittedly, I don’t understand why people get botox, but I think it’s because they feel it makes them look more attractive.  So let’s look for signs of attractiveness in this photo gallery, and if we can’t find any, we will have to conclude that botox is stupid and counter-productive. In the meantime, please enjoy this... Read more »
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Celebrities Who Don't Look any Smarter Wearing Glasses

Miley Cyrus<br><br> Because how else could she look in glasses?
Even marginally smart-looking people look smarter wearing glasses. In fact, you’d have to look like a real dolt to not look any smarter in glasses. Here are a few such celebrities.

ROUND TWO Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfight: Teen Hunks Edition. Vote Now

ROUND TWO Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfight: Teen Hunks Edition. Vote Now
Could this be a preview of the finals??? Voting has ended for Round 1 of the tournament and we’re down to only eight hunks! Voting ends in one week. poll by twiigs.com   poll by twiigs.com poll by twiigs.com   poll by twiigs.com

ROUND TWO: Who'd Win a Celebrity Fistfight: Baseball Steroid User Edition. Vote Now

ROUND TWO: Who'd Win a Celebrity Fistfight: Baseball Steroid User Edition. Vote Now
The first round of fistfights is behind us and now we’re down to the elite(ly steroided) eight. The rules are the same as last round and I’d like to reiterate that Frank Thomas IS NOT GUILTY OF USING STEROIDS but I wanted to include him because I thought he had a good chance to win... Read more »
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Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfist: Teen Hunks Edition

Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfist: Teen Hunks Edition
The rules for Teen Hunks fistfights are the same as for my steroid-using baseball player fights that you probably didn’t see or vote on: no weapons, no help from anyone else, just a plain old fistfight. Also, since the hunks are from different eras, they should be judged based on how they’d fight at the... Read more »