Posts in category "Boozin'"

Creeping the 'tute Part two(t)

Creeping the 'tute Part two(t)
On my 34th birthday I did what any normal 34 year old does on their birthday. Namely, take their softball trophy (the Kup) and a friend/teammate to a world-class art museum for a few photo opportunities. My companion was Curtis, our softball team’s speedy lead-off hitter and rangy short center fielder (Short Center is a... Read more »

11 Things I Want to see Invented/Made That We Already Have the Technology for

Waiter Call Button at Restaurants <br><br> Airplanes have them for flight attendants, so why don't restaurants have them for waiters? If waiters came only when they were called, wouldn't that be more efficient for everybody?
The title is pretty self-explanatory. All of us come up with ideas for things, “they oughta make”, and this is mine. It’s my first time doing a list like this so some ideas are gonna be more awesome than others, but I’d say they range from “Pretty awesome”, to, “Objectively the best idea possible”.

5 Best Canceled Reality Shows

5 Best Canceled Reality Shows
Trying to rank these canceled reality shows would be too difficult because I love them all , so they appear in random order. 1. Kid Nation (as shown above) This 2007 show had 40 kids ranging from ages 8-15 trying to turn an abandoned town into an operational commune complete with laborers, cooks, merchants, a... Read more »
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A Valentine's Day Guide to Male Sexual Endurance

Lena Dunham <br><br> Making me appreciate pixelation since 2013. Even the girl I'm dating admitted Lena was naked too much and a self-indulgent writer in  last week's episode.  <br><br>
No one has ever said this before: Guys, you're welcome for that naked Lena Dunham pic.
Let’s face it guys, there is a lot riding on your sexual performance tonight (get it?). A lot can go wrong- if you conclude the amorous liaison too quickly, you’re a two-pump chump, but if you go on too long, she may wonder what she’s doing wrong or why you have the potency of a bi-curious octogenarian. We at... Read more »

8 Moments I Realized I'm Getting Old By Age 33

8 Moments I Realized I'm Getting Old By Age 33
The other day I was at the Art Institute (as mentioned in 3A below) and had a flashbulb, “I’m old!” moment. For this 32 year old, it wasn’t my first, and certainly won’t be my last but I thought of a few other similar flashbulb moments I’ve had. 1. I used to think of alcohol... Read more »

4 Played-out Suffixes that put the 'sux' in Suffixes, and 4 'fixes'

4 Played-out Suffixes that put the 'sux' in Suffixes, and 4 'fixes'
Sometimes a once-clever witticism just runs its course, and due to its ubiquity and overuse it just stops being witty and becomes a lazy excuse for originality. If you don’t believe me, it’s probably because you’re a four year old who tells the same joke over and over, again and is still amused. If that... Read more »
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7 TV Drinking Games Guaranteed to get you Wrecked

7 TV Drinking Games Guaranteed to get you Wrecked
  Like us on Facebook 1. Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm- drink whenever you hear a complaint or whining. My buddies and I created this game out of necessity   when they were moving in to their new apartment but didn’t yet have cable, and had only a DVD player and a few seasons of... Read more »

4 Reasons Jalen Rose's Drunk Driving Apology was Laughably Bad

That totally makes sense. And it saves me time because my first question was going to be, "Will your alibi be, 'Someone kidnapped my family and told me that I'd never see them again unless I bonged 6 beers in 15 minutes with some girls at Outback Steakhouse and then immediately drive away drunk. So I did it. That being said, I'd also like to add that I'd like this legal matter to hang over my head for quite some time before I get it resolved.'?". But that sentence cleared it up.
Drunk driving. Classy. His full speech:   “Although I was not feeling impaired, the results of these tests indicate that my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit. “I regret the decision to drive home that evening and am grateful that no one was hurt in the accident. I apologize to my family, my... Read more »

Help Japan While Drinking: 3 Ways to Enjoy Sake While Contributing to Japan's Economy

Holy Moly that is alcoholy. Much like why I dislike Vernor's Ginger Ale- it makes me cough before it even gets to my mouth. I'm gonna let it cool a bit longer. *Time Elapsed* Ok, it's now warm, and no longer hot. It's great. It's more floral and complex. I would think sake critics must warm it to really evaluate it. You'd really want to smell this before you drink it. Highly enjoyable.<p><p><p><p> While warm may not be the most fun or freewheeling way to drink this- I can see why it is recommended. If nothing else- I'd recommend that every time you open a bottle of sake (don't forget you can help Japan simply by buying sake!) to pour a shot-glass-worth of it into a coffee mug and microwaving it for a bit and drinking it warm. Even if you drink the rest chilled, you'll know what to expect- muted though the flavors may be from the warmed test. This would be the ideal drink to drink while watching baseball playoffs. It'll warm you on an October night with the windows open; it will intrigue you and keep you tasting and evaluating it, and again, it won't make you feel lethargic at work the next day like beer or dark liquor will.
If you’re out tonight at a bar or liquor store and can’t decide between beer, wine or liquor- why not try a Japanese sake, teach yourself something new and help a devastated nation at the same time? The other night at Binny’s I bought a 750 mL bottle of of Fu-ki Sake for $12.23 after... Read more »
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