Posts in category "Big Butts"

5 Ways Google Will Make Their Driverless Car Totally Creepy

5 Ways Google Will Make Their Driverless Car Totally Creepy
Oh my God, you guys! Did you hear that Google invented a self-driving car??!! The future is finally here! This is awesome! Oh wait. It’s Google. Like all Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, Microsoft and Yahoo products WE, the consumers are the product. You can bet your bottom dollar (preferably from your Google Wallet) that Google will... Read more »

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention
“I met ye’s music when I was 24 years old and what I loved most he had so much soul…”   1) Maybe it’s time to go back to keeping it real This would be a great time for you to take your shtick down a notch. Your current egomania was fueled by your early... Read more »

6 More Reasons Kim Kardashian is STILL is not Actually Pregnant

6 More Reasons Kim Kardashian is STILL is not Actually Pregnant
On January 10th, I told you that Kim Kardashian is not Actually Pregnant. I still think that’s true and I think there is even more evidence now. 1. Kanye’s Work (himself) Out (of the fake Relationship) Plan After thinking about the surprising way Kanye broke the news of Kim’s pregnancy, I developed another theory to the... Read more »
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5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant

5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant
Admittedly, there is very good reason to believe Kim Kardashian is pregnant. And I also admit that we once had good reason to believe she was in love and about to marry the man of her dreams. Since we can’t trust her any farther than we can spit her, let’s look a little deeper into... Read more »

6 Reasons I Like Boobs More Than Butts

6 Reasons I Like Boobs More Than Butts
1. Because I have a Butt Jerry Seinfeld asked, “Why would I be a leg man? I have legs!” and he was right.  Butts can’t be as great as boobs because we already know all about butts.  I think it’s fair to say most  heterosexuals derive  some enjoyment from exploring a body unlike their own;... Read more »

Top 10 Songs Celebrating Big Butts

Top 10 Songs Celebrating Big Butts
Voting for this list was more scientific than you may initially think: Songs merely mentioning or alluding to butts were ranked less favorably than songs that were entirely devoted to butts. That qualifies as “Scientific”, right? No? Well you know what is scientific? Gluteus Maximus.    
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