Posts in category "4th of July"

The 26 Most Glorious Firework Names

The 26 Most Glorious Firework Names
I recently went to Phantom Fireworks in Merrillville, Indiana to buy some fireworks and became an instant fan of their firework naming team. Even though that store has well over 79 million(* by my estimation) different kinds of fireworks, all the names were pretty amusing. A friend put me in touch with Phantom CEO, Bruce... Read more »

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War
July, 4th celebrates our Independence from England and we all know how we gained that independence- by kicking England’s ass. That’s the whole reason we actually celebrate Independence Day (e.g. fireworks, grilling, drinking)  instead of merely observing it like we do Memorial Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Veteran’s Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Flag Day... Read more »

What To Do If You Find Yourself In a 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

Has this ever happened to you? You’re sitting around, minding your own business, celebrating America’s birthday by setting off small explosives dangerously close to your house and children, and a hot dog eating contest breaks out. All of a sudden your quiet, neighborhood cookout goes from looking like this: To this: I know, the difference... Read more »
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