On my 34th birthday I did what any normal 34 year old does on their birthday. Namely, take their softball trophy (the Kup) and a friend/teammate to a world-class art museum for a few photo opportunities.
My companion was Curtis, our softball team's speedy lead-off hitter and rangy short center fielder (Short Center is a position in 16" softball. I wasn't implying he plays center field and is short in stature). He was pressed for time so we made it quick, but I think you'll agree he showed a LOT of creeping talent on his first attempt at creeping the 'tute, (my prior work can be seen here). Some people are just natural creeps, I guess.