Archive for February 2014

6 Web Headline Teasers That Don't Work on me

<strong>This WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!</strong><br><br>Predicting that you can blow my mind implies that you know a lot about me. <br><br>But when web headlines promise to blow my mind with 11 facts about asparagus, it implies they don't know me because I don't like trite web headlines.
If a newspaper headline can be imagined as something read aloud by Walter Cronkite to a captive audience, then a web headline could be  analogous to something yelled out by a  carnival barker; an enticing-yet-veiled promise for all at the carnival to come have a closer look. Then by the time you have a closer... Read more »

ROUND TWO Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfight: Teen Hunks Edition. Vote Now

ROUND TWO Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfight: Teen Hunks Edition. Vote Now
Could this be a preview of the finals??? Voting has ended for Round 1 of the tournament and we’re down to only eight hunks! Voting ends in one week. poll by twiigs.com   poll by twiigs.com poll by twiigs.com   poll by twiigs.com

ROUND TWO: Who'd Win a Celebrity Fistfight: Baseball Steroid User Edition. Vote Now

ROUND TWO: Who'd Win a Celebrity Fistfight: Baseball Steroid User Edition. Vote Now
The first round of fistfights is behind us and now we’re down to the elite(ly steroided) eight. The rules are the same as last round and I’d like to reiterate that Frank Thomas IS NOT GUILTY OF USING STEROIDS but I wanted to include him because I thought he had a good chance to win... Read more »
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Creeping the 'tute Part two(t)

Creeping the 'tute Part two(t)
On my 34th birthday I did what any normal 34 year old does on their birthday. Namely, take their softball trophy (the Kup) and a friend/teammate to a world-class art museum for a few photo opportunities. My companion was Curtis, our softball team’s speedy lead-off hitter and rangy short center fielder (Short Center is a... Read more »

I Outlived Jesus! My 34 Favorite Songs to Listen to on my 34th Birthday

I Outlived Jesus! My 34 Favorite Songs to Listen to on my 34th Birthday
I decided to make myself a playlist for my birthday and you’re all invited to celebrate and listen with me. If you don’t like these songs I would apologize but it’s my birthday, so I’m not gonna.   1. the most underrated birthday song ever 2. Such a fun song. This is the last one... Read more »

Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfist: Teen Hunks Edition

Who'd win a Celebrity Fistfist: Teen Hunks Edition
The rules for Teen Hunks fistfights are the same as for my steroid-using baseball player fights that you probably didn’t see or vote on: no weapons, no help from anyone else, just a plain old fistfight. Also, since the hunks are from different eras, they should be judged based on how they’d fight at the... Read more »
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Who'd win a Fistfighting Tournament of Steroid Users in Baseball? Vote Here.

Who'd win a Fistfighting Tournament of Steroid Users in Baseball? Vote Here.
I took 16 of baseball’s brawniest, ruggedest, and steroidiest meatheads and put them in a fantasy fistfighting tournament to have you vote on the winner. I also included Frank Thomas. Not because I think he ever took steroids, but because I thought he has a chance to win this cleanly, so it would only be... Read more »