Archive for December 2013

A Re-Crap of Jay Cutler's Career With the Chicago Bears

A Re-Crap of Jay Cutler's Career With the Chicago Bears
During his tenure with the Chicago Bears Jay Cutler faced adversity, sucked it up, and emerged as a multiple Super Bowl winning quarterback. After five historically important seasons, Cutler led the Bears to three Super Bowl appearances, in two Super Bowls he set records for touchdowns thrown and passing yards. And of course he set other... Read more »

How Well Do you Know The Lyrics of These Christmas Classics?

How Well Do you Know The Lyrics of These Christmas Classics?
A few disclaimers here. These songs just happen to be my favorites, so that’s why they are on here. I’m not claiming they are comprehensively the best or I have good taste or anything like that, I just went with what I knew. You might notice I’ve been heavily influenced by the Time Life Treasury... Read more »

Why Doing Christmas Jigsaw Puzzles is Good for me

Why Doing Christmas Jigsaw Puzzles is Good for me
Note: This was written for ChicagoNow’s BlogapoloozHour. It’s a monthly exercise where we’re given a topic and one hour to write about it. Tonight’s task: Write about something you learned or experienced since you woke up this morning. I told a friend I was working on a Christmas puzzle and she said, “Ohhh, those are... Read more »
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11 Creepiest Celebrity Dudes

11. Wilmer Valderrama <br><br> The celebrity gossip site, CrazyDaysAndNights.net is famous for it's Celebrity Blind Items. Every so often the blogger will reveal the identities of the people in the blind items. In my years reading that site I've discovered a lot of creeps, but two creepers tower over all the rest in their creepitude. Wilmer is one of them, and the other appears at #2 on the list. <br><br> <a href="http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/blind%20items%20revealed">Here is a link to every blind item reveal ever on that site</a>. If you like scandalous celebrity gossip, I guarantee this link will entertain you for at least two hours.
Political philosophers love to pose the question, “Who watches the watchers?” Frankly, That’s a really good question and I have no idea. But what I do know is that we at Lists That Actually Matter do the exact opposite. We creep the creepers.

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention
“I met ye’s music when I was 24 years old and what I loved most he had so much soul…”   1) Maybe it’s time to go back to keeping it real This would be a great time for you to take your shtick down a notch. Your current egomania was fueled by your early... Read more »

10 Things Jerks Do

10 Things Jerks Do
After writing this list and leaving this intro until the end, I’ve to come to realize I define a jerk as someone who is selfish, insecure and rude.   1. Jerks share their crap instead of quarantine it If you have a good day, you share your joy with others and hope to spread it... Read more »
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5 Most Annoyingly Played-Up Accents by Rappers

5 Most Annoyingly Played-Up Accents by Rappers
You know how some most Italian people can’t help but selectively brandish their Italian accent when describing food- because they think it ups their Italian cred if they call mozzarella “mutza rell”? Well Rappers are no different. When they’re doing their swag brag, they love to play up their respective provincial accents. Here are the... Read more »