In dishonor of Wal-Mart, Best Buy, K-Mart (it's like Wal-Mart, but even more depressing), Sears, Bass Pro Shops, Dick Sporting Goods, The Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, Staples, Office Depot, Michaels, Big Lots, Kohls, JC Penney and Toys R Us staying open on Thanksgiving we decided to run a truncated theme for the first three days of Thanksgiving week: Crappy Holidays. And, seriously, Staples and Office Depot? Who in the F is buying office supplies on Thanksgiving? "Oh no, honey, I forgot to buy enough butter for the mash potatoes! Quick, run to Office Depot and get an ink cartridge so I can type and print an apology note to our relatives!"
So, for those of you that are forced to work on Thanksgiving by one of these fine retailers, here are some creative (or not-so-creative) ways to get even with your heartless corporate machine of an employer.
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Check out Part 1 of the Crappy Thanksgiving Theme Week: Pranks I'd Like to see Pulled in Stores Open on Thanksgiving
And Part 3 of Crappy Thanksgiving Week: Insulting the Stores Open on Thanksgiving