I've always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo's areolae certainly continues that proud tradition.
Don't get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it's destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness.
Not the nearness of Geraldo's nips, but the nearness of extreme stupidity, and this is a radiant example of just that. It's like two nipples of stupidity peeking right at 'cha, making laser sounds *pewn pewn*.