8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie

I've always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo's areolae certainly continues that proud tradition.

Don't get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it's destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness.

Not the nearness of Geraldo's nips, but the nearness of extreme stupidity, and this is a radiant example of just that. It's like two nipples of stupidity peeking right at 'cha, making laser sounds *pewn pewn*.

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