Archive for July 2013

Choose Your Own Adventure: Delicate Steve this Saturday at Wicker Park Fest

Choose Your Own Adventure: Delicate Steve this Saturday at Wicker Park Fest
When it comes to music, do we want to be instructed on how to feel as we listen, or do we want to have the chance to decide for ourselves?  Delicate Steve, an electric, instrumental four-piece rock outfit from New Jersey, ask us, their listeners, to decide this as we take them in, and that... Read more »

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie
I’ve always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo’s areolae certainly continues that proud tradition. Don’t get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it’s destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness. Not the... Read more »

6 More Offenses Justin Bieber Committed in the Blackhawks Locker Room

6 More Offenses Justin Bieber Committed in the Blackhawks Locker Room
Before I’m assailed by Blackhawks fans, I’ll get this out of the way early: You are a bigger Blackhawks fans than I am, and I’m just a bandwagon Chicago import. However, I’m also a levelheaded guy. Recently Justin Bieber came under white-hot scrutiny from Chicago Blackhawks enthusiasts for stepping on the ground. Sure that ground... Read more »
Advertisement:

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War

10 Other Times We Kicked England's Ass Since the Revolutionary War
July, 4th celebrates our Independence from England and we all know how we gained that independence- by kicking England’s ass. That’s the whole reason we actually celebrate Independence Day (e.g. fireworks, grilling, drinking)  instead of merely observing it like we do Memorial Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Veteran’s Day (e.g. grilling, drinking) or Flag Day... Read more »

5 Best Canceled Reality Shows

5 Best Canceled Reality Shows
Trying to rank these canceled reality shows would be too difficult because I love them all , so they appear in random order. 1. Kid Nation (as shown above) This 2007 show had 40 kids ranging from ages 8-15 trying to turn an abandoned town into an operational commune complete with laborers, cooks, merchants, a... Read more »