Archive for February 2013

7 Ways Smartphones and the Web F*%k up Your Brain

7 Ways Smartphones and the Web F*%k up Your Brain
1. The Concept of my Attention Span Seems a Distant Memory Having a smartphone and being on Twitter can give you the attention span of a toddler experiencing meth withdrawal. No longer is it good enough to wait indefinitely for an elevator or  sit through a commercial break. Oh, God no.   Instead of suffering... Read more »

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema
It’s Black History Month and us writers at Lists That Actually Matter know our black history. We know that our nation’s treatment of black people is not always comfortable to discuss at work, and large parts of it are regrettable and leave us shaking our head.  So if I want my list to accurately portray... Read more »

Unleash the Party: Conspirator & Break Science at The Vic Friday February 22

Unleash the Party: Conspirator & Break Science at The Vic Friday February 22
Ok, so if I could go back in time, I probably wouldn’t have asked the question, “Would you say bass is the new cowbell in popular music, so to say? As in, ‘I’ve got a disease and the only cure is more bass.’?” when I spoke with Aron Magner, keyboardist in tonight’s headlining band at... Read more »
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A Dialogue Between a Jordan/LeBron Comparison Enthusiast and a Rational Thinker

A Dialogue Between a Jordan/LeBron Comparison Enthusiast and a Rational Thinker
While horse racing fans may vigorously debate who will win the 6th race at Arlington, they rarely entertain un-ending debates about whether Secretariat could have beaten Man o’ War or Citation. They raced in different eras and we just can’t know. It may seem like a sport that lends itself to historical comparisons as the... Read more »

A Valentine's Day Guide to Male Sexual Endurance

Lena Dunham <br><br> Making me appreciate pixelation since 2013. Even the girl I'm dating admitted Lena was naked too much and a self-indulgent writer in  last week's episode.  <br><br>
No one has ever said this before: Guys, you're welcome for that naked Lena Dunham pic.
Let’s face it guys, there is a lot riding on your sexual performance tonight (get it?). A lot can go wrong- if you conclude the amorous liaison too quickly, you’re a two-pump chump, but if you go on too long, she may wonder what she’s doing wrong or why you have the potency of a bi-curious octogenarian. We at... Read more »

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Tubthumper VS. Mambo No. 5

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Tubthumper VS. Mambo No. 5
HARPER LEE Division 4. Tubthumper by Chumbawumba vs. 2. Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE poll by twiigs.com THE VOTING FOR THIS ROUND WILL END AT NOON ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22 RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE DEXY’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS Division 8. I’m Gonna be (500 Miles) VS. 4.... Read more »
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One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Baby Got Back VS. Rump Shaker

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Baby Got Back VS. Rump Shaker
HARPER LEE Division 1. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot vs. 3. Rump Shaker by Wreck-X-N-Effect RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE poll by twiigs.com THE VOTING FOR THIS ROUND WILL END AT NOON ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22 RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE DEXY’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS Division 8. I’m Gonna be (500 Miles) VS.... Read more »

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Toy Soldiers VS. Steal my Sunshine

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Toy Soldiers VS. Steal my Sunshine
TONY BASIL Division 5. Toy Soldiers by Martika vs. 7. Steal My Sunshine by LEN RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE poll by twiigs.com THE VOTING FOR THIS ROUND WILL END AT NOON ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22 RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE DEXY’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS Division 8. I’m Gonna be (500 Miles) VS. 4.... Read more »

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: The Macarana VS. Blue (da be Dee)

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: The Macarana VS. Blue (da be Dee)
TONY BASIL Division 1. The Macarena by Los del Rio vs. 6. Blue (da ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE poll by twiigs.com THE VOTING FOR THIS ROUND WILL END AT NOON ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22 RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE DEXY’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS Division 8. I’m Gonna be... Read more »
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One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Groove is in the Heart VS. Informer

One-Hit Wonder Tournament - Second Round: Groove is in the Heart VS. Informer
SUGARHILL GANG Division 5. Groove is in the Heart by Dee-Lite vs. 2. Informer by Snow RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE poll by twiigs.com   THE VOTING FOR THIS ROUND WILL END AT NOON ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22   RETURN TO THE TOURNAMENT HOME PAGE DEXY’S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS Division 8. I’m Gonna be (500... Read more »