I happen to lean on the side of Manti Te'o being a rube and 100% innocent. Am I completely positive I'm right? No, but that's my hunch until all the facts are in. However, what I am positive of is that this whole things is hilarious and awesome and I haven't been this excited for a scandal to unfold since the Tiger Woods post-car-accident silence. So let's do what we always do at Lists That Actually Matter- have fun, make predictions based on assumptions, point and laugh, find the truth, then over-think it.
Lastly, Fantasy Football may have to change it's name after this.