My friend Joe Grace told me that he wasn't all that excited for his upcoming jury duty. I tried cheering him up by telling him about how I'd been a juror a few years ago and actually liked it for a few different reasons and here is what I told him......
After I told him that, Joe looked up at me, and then belittled several different races, religions, nationalities, political affiliation, body types, credos, and people who wear undergarments. He then told me that he's unable to experience empathy. *
* Joe- show this to the attorneys when they screen you. You're welcome, dude.