Day of Stupid Week, after yesterday's: Why it's Stupid to Think Kanye and Kim Kardashian are a real couple. Now on to today's.
Only one criterion for this list: No fictional characters allowed. These have to be the person in real life. Also, these are in no particular order and I'm not implying anything about their actual intelligence. Please make no mistake: I'm judging the book by the cover here.
Vampire-chasers stay vigilant for people who have no reflection in mirrors; I tend to be wary of people who look 0% more intelligent while wearing glasses.
It's just like sometimes man, it's like......I don't know.....
I wonder why 7 is on odd number but 6 isn't. the word six sounds more odd to me.
If PEOPLE THOUGHT that I were a little SMARTER, I wouldn't have TO SHOUT ALL THE TIME.
Then this other time I had like 6 donut holes in my mouth and I farted real loud. Man, it was the best Thanksgiving dinner prank ever.
Peyton and Eli Manning
For years my friends and I have referred to Peyton and Eli as The Goober, and the Uber-Goober, (dis)respectively.
If brains were dynamite, it looks like old Teddy wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Gary Dell'Abate AKA Baba Booey
Howard Stern's Executive Producer would look more at home as a men's room attendant in a Sicilian cockfight than in a boardroom.
If the word for penis were "renis" would you say, "I gotta go to the bathroom and take a ree"?
Have I ever peed on a live skunk? Yes. I mean, no comment.
Jim has joked for years about looking like he's high, so he already beat me to the punch line.
Ok, now point with your right hand and make your best face that says, 'I'm not too good at pronouncing words correctly'.
Photoshoot Director: Ok Taylor, look subtly bewildered.
Photo Director: That's perfect! Hold that look....
The thousand words have already been said with this picture.