Archive for March 2012

SXSW Survival Guide

SXSW Survival Guide
Festival Preparation  1. Do research beforehand and make yourself aware of all the places that offer free food and free drinks because there’s many! You may have to wait in one long line to get the wristband the first day you get there but it is totally worth it. (Shout out to Pure Volume/Tito’s Vodka... Read more »

The 8 Most Annoying Types of Tweets

The 8 Most Annoying Types of Tweets
What I hate most about pointless tweets is that they’re a total waste of time from other people while I’m trying to waste my own time on Twitter. I’m not saying every tweet from these categories is annoying, but most of them are. 1. The Mysterious Link I’m all for tweeting the link to something... Read more »

The 5 People You See Out On St. Patrick's Day

The 5 People You See Out On St. Patrick's Day
The Saturday before St. Patrick’s Day – the day that everyone celebrates the Irish Mardi Gras, but sub out those beads for clovers, and the boobs for fist-fights and chugging contests.  Anyway, while you are walking around from bar to bar with your friends on Saturday afternoon, debating whether it will be two or three... Read more »
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5 People Most Likely to Win Your NCAA March Madness Pool

5 People Most Likely to Win Your NCAA March Madness Pool
Listen.  You aren’t going to win your NCAA March Madness Pool.  Just go rip up your bracket now, and save yourself the headache.  Who is going to win?  One of these 5 F-ing people. 5.  The Organizer: I don’t care if Yahoo, ESPN, CBS, or whatever web provider we are using makes it impossible to cheat because... Read more »

DWTS Odds

DWTS Odds
        On the off-chance your bookie doesn’t have the Dancing With the Stars Odds, you can suggest he use these. The new lineup is out and here are the odds Sherri Shepherd, 100-1 Gladys Knight, 100-1 Jack Wagner, 30-1 Gavin DeGraw, 25-1 Martina Navratilova, 25-1 Jaleel White, 20-1 Melissa Gilbert s, 18-1... Read more »

10 Ways to Avoid a Physical Altercation

If you're like me, then one of your least favorite activities is a physical beat-down. And if you're also like me, all of your Star Wars wristwatches and Pacman T-shirts make you a common target for them. Rather than flee (and risk spilling a fresh Big Gulp), here are a few time-tested ways to avoid... Read more »
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