Now that we've had a few days to marinate and reflect upon the halftime show that was surely produced by a 13-year-old with ADD, it's time to discuss what we've learned. And one of those things we learned, was that nobody can change overly elaborate, unnecessary costumes faster than Madonna.
5. Oh... so that's who gay guys were obsessed with before Lady Gaga. That just makes too much sense.
4. M.I.A. is laughable: M.I.A., you can't sell-out and be Madonna's back-up singer at the Super Bowl and then think you can save face and still be badass by flicking-off the camera. That just makes you look like the suburban teen who flicks off the camera for his yearbook picture: you've already agreed to sellout, so now you just look like you hate your parents.
3. LMFAO is shuffling all the way to the bank: "The Shuffle", the dance move derived from the greatest music video of the last decade, is about 3-months away from becoming this generation's "Tootsie Roll".