Archive for January 2012

Who Will be 50Cent's Penis?

Who Will be 50Cent's Penis?
As all intelligent people know by now, 50 Cent bet a woman on Twitter that if the New York Giants lost the Super Bowl, he’d show his penis on Twitter. It’s ok to be impressed by my 100% battery life. We know 50 isn’t actually going to show a picture of his hog then go... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »

The 6 Best Paintings With the Word "Night" in the Title

Two of these can be seen at the same if you’re standing in the right spot at the Art Institute of Chicago. 6.  Night Watch by Rembrandt Van Rijn I’ve seen this in person and it’s huge (11′ x 14′). Painted in the Chiaroscuro style as indicative of it’s time- The focal point is also the... Read more »
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Disadvantages to Having the Mafia as Your Bank

Some banks will try anything to get a buck out of its patrons. Fees, minimum account balances, strangulation with piano wire. There’s no end to the ways you’ll be nickel and dimed. Although the latter penalty is currently only a concern for people in Italy as they contend with the fact that the mafia is... Read more »

Top 5 (Current) Reality Shows

Top 5 (Current) Reality Shows
“Like” us on Facebook. With the recent and exciting news of our very own Jay “what the fuck you lookin’ at” Cutler getting engaged and knocking up the very hot reality star K-Cavs, I thought it would be nice for LTAM to honor their pregnancy with a look at the top current reality shows.  (Disclaimer:... Read more »

Thanks for Coming out Paula Deen, now get the Hell out of Here

Thanks for Coming out Paula Deen, now get the Hell out of Here
I got Type-II Diabetes, y’all!!! While Paula Deen’s admission of her Type-II Diabetes was every bit as surprising as the Marlboro Man having cancer, what IS surprising still is how Paula Deen’s image has done a Kim Kardashian-like 180 for many of her fans. The surprise that upset fans was finding out Deen was diagnosed... Read more »
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Top 5 Rappers From Canada

Top 5 Rappers From Canada
              Finalizing this list took a lot of re-thinking, re-organizing and soul-searching. But here it is at long last.   5. Snow (pictured) 4. 3. Drake 2. 1.