Now, I'm Eazy-E I got bitches galore. You might have a lot of bitches but I got much more.
If that line grabbed your attention, we have something in common. Hello, I'm TR Slyder and I love Eazy-E.
To celebrate his rap career (just because) I compiled my favorite lyrics of his from his greatest hits album from 1995, Eternal E .
Boyz in the hood are always hard
come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
knowin nothing in life but to be legit
don't quote me boy, cuz I aint said shit
Police on my drawers
I had to pause
40 ounce in my lap
and it's freezin my balls
(This always reminds me of when Beavis complained about the pain of getting kicked in the nuts and Butthead informed him of what a luxury it is to have a big wiener to protect your nads)
See a big ass and I said "word?"
took a look at the face and the bitch was to the curb
Stepped in the party I was drunk as hell
three bitches already said, "Eric your bref smells"
40 ounce in hand, that's what I got
Yo man you see Eazy 'earlin' in the parkin' lot?
Step on your foot, cold dissed your ho
asked her for a dance and she said, "Hay-ell NO"
I'm Eazy E I got bitches galore
you might have a lot of bitches
but I got much more
Hit my switches
collect from my bitches
the money that I made so I can add to my riches
ruthless my style as a juvenile
ran with a gang, slanged in the meanwhile
specialized in ganking- whites, mexicans, brothers and others.
lately it's all about coming up
makin sure no punks are runnin up
Get what you're gonna get
front and center
or get 5 years
for 'breaking and enter'
Yeah, you gotta be cunnin'
told Ice Cube to leave the car runnin
I wear my pants (low)like this for Eazy Access, Baby
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand
yeah he's wearin' a badge, but he's a old-ass man
(I think this line best represents Eazy E- Fearlessly kicking ass with no regard for the old style or who stood in his way. Also, it was illegal.)
setup: this song describes the scene of when Eazy is robbing a bank at gunpoint
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
(What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt
(This line was chosen for it's time-capsule-like quality: You just can't rap about that stuff anymore).
Speaking of Eazy's lyrics showing their age, here are two more:
Now disc jockeys are playin' me in rotation
hittin' number one spots across the nation
I'm on the charts, you can go list'em
but now listen, I'm on your system
AM or FM, I'm in power
You hear my music once every hour
Taking a call from a fan in a skit:
Hi My name is Tushie and I wanna know when your 12 inch record is coming out.
It oughta be out real soon so just keep looking in your local record store.
Remember when we consumed music like that?