Top 5 Overused Selling Points

Some people are so susceptible to advertising. Poor saps will believe anything a commercial tells them. Not me. I come to my own conclusions. Ain't no doctor gonna tell me how long my erection should last! But those not quite as sophisticated as myself may still be taken in by some of the following overused advertising stock phrases, no matter how often they show up.
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  • You know what's overused? You and these stupid lists.
    How bout "Top 5 reasons you should stop writing....
    1) Shut up
    2) I hate you
    3) Refer to number 1 and 2
    4) Applewood bacon is delicious
    5) Number 5

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    Can you please explain what a "murder boner" is? I can already tell that I hate you.

  • In reply to armydub:

    Ask your mom

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    I made the murder boner up several years ago. You shouldn't steal others ideas.

  • In reply to Crowned:

    That's a really neat story.

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    Please do your next list on the Top 5 Worst Things About MurderBonerMan:
    1) Everything.

    ROFLMAO, LOL, SMFD.

  • In reply to armydub:

    So then it would be top 1 thing....not top 5. OMG you are SFD YFF IMTFKY

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    No, I just wasn't done yet.

    2)The way his breath smells like murderboners.

  • In reply to armydub:

    3)His anger management problem.

  • In reply to armydub:

    4)Going to random blogs to start virtual arguments.

  • In reply to armydub:

    Where are the pictures to describe this list? It's a good thing Tony post pics, it's not like anyone reads what he says.

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    5) Who's Tony?

  • In reply to armydub:

    Exactly. Armydub, you sound kewl! We should grab a drink and dock.

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    Sorry man, I don't swing like that. Explains a lot, though.

  • In reply to armydub:

    I'm actually a woman.

  • In reply to armydub:

    What anger management problem?!!? I will rip your freakin face off bro. No but really, I'm a pretty cool guy.

  • In reply to TimLaheyCool:

    The point of this list was to provoke honest, healthy and respectful discussion. I think I've done that.

  • In reply to tony10:

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  • In reply to armydub:

    Facial

  • In reply to armydub:

    A murder boner is an erection spurred on by viewing violence. Like, "Damn that UFC fight just gave me a murder boner."
    What's "grabbing a drink and docking" mean?
    Sounds like swinger talk.

  • In reply to Crowned:

    If you made it up, then you should be able to explain what it is.

  • In reply to armydub:

    Yeah Crown, How do you like them apples? I just made that quote up.

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