Top 10 Songs Celebrating Big Butts

Voting for this list was more scientific than you may initially think: Songs merely mentioning or alluding to butts were ranked less favorably than songs that were entirely devoted to butts. That qualifies as "Scientific", right? No? Well you know what is scientific? Gluteus Maximus.



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  • Listening to Rump Shaker just made my morning. Thank you!

  • Actually I take that back. Listening to EVERY song just made my morning. Well played.

  • What?! Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls didn't make the list? This is as bad as the NCAA Selection Committee giving Saint Mary's the snub.

    Other than that tragic oversight...awesome list.

  • That probably woulda been 13 on the list behind, Eminem's "Shake That" and "Ass Like That". Your song's ranking was hurt by Freddie Mercury's preference for butts that do not belong to women. Thank you for reading and commenting!

  • Big butts are staight, but the ho better not become obese under my watch, gotta keep measuring them hoes on the weekly...

  • Hey! That's my Big Bottom!

  • You mean in the image on the top? If I don't have your permission to use it, let me know and I will gladly take it down.

  • Yep, it is the Spinal Tap picture at the top, but I don't mind. It made me and my colleagues laugh (at least my butt is famous)!

  • Ps, totally agree with runningjayhawk, Fat Bottomed Girls should have been in the list (Brian May wrote it so it should be about female cheeks!)

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