4 Reasons Jalen Rose's Drunk Driving Apology was Laughably Bad
Drunk driving. Classy.
"Although I was not feeling impaired, the results of these tests indicate that my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit.
"I regret the decision to drive home that evening and am grateful that no one was hurt in the accident. I apologize to my family, my employer and each and every one of my supporters for my lapse in judgment. I am particularly sorry for disappointing those who trust me to serve as a role model for young people.
"I accept full responsibility for my actions and look forward to a resolution of the legal matter as soon as possible."
Jalen Rose, on driving like an a-hole