Five Not Very Well Thought Out Replacements for Oprah

Oprah is leaving. Sort of. Not really. She is going to stop doing her daily talk show in September, but now she just has an entire network devoted to her. Sure, go ahead Oprah. I wasn't watching the Discovery Health network or anything. Just take it off the air in the middle of the night and replace it with 24-hour-a-day Oprah-centric programing. Really, I can hardly tell the difference between the invasive surgical procedures that used to be on this channel and the behind-the-scenes footage from your show anyway. But since she will be vacating her daytime spot, we should at least help find a suitable replacement. Anything we can do to help. Plus, there could be a Pontiac in it for us.

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