For all the resolutions and goals we make for the impending new year, we always seem to put our most worthless foot forward on the first day of every year. Invariably it is spent convalescing on the couch with a hangover, while it could be spent hitting the ground running on a fresh new year. Since you're too hungover to do anything substantially productive, here are seven mostly productive tasks that even your hungover ass can achieve today.
Happy New Year. And Happy Old Year when the year is no longer new.