Top 5 Ways the Democrats Maintaining Control of Congress Will Affect the Sports World

With
midterm elections just days away (or at least that is what all the Robocalls
and old people tell me), many undecided voters are trying to decide which
political party best represents their interests.  Now, I can't tell you that, only political advertisements
can.  However, I can tell you what
effects it will have on the sports world if the Libs are left in control for a
few more years.  Since Real Americans
have let the terrorists, moral unmajority, and Keith Olberman win these last 4
years, it's time for us Real Americans to take back the White House... via the
Capital Building.  And there is only one
way to do that: scare you into voting by predicting things in the near future
will be different... bad different.  Thus,
here are the Top 5 Ways the Democrats Maintaining Control of Congress Will
Affect the Sports World.

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