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Ryan Braun has had a very impressive first four years of his career, but they played baseball during the 1930s, too, and a future Hall-of-Famer named Hank Greenberg was skipping games during Yom Kippur then. Braun has a ways to go before he catches Greenberg.
Before this season, Pujols requested that people no longer refer to him as "El Hombre." He said there's only one "Man" and that's Stan Musial.
I'd be ok with Harangotan for Aaron Harang. I think Hank Greenberg is still better than Braun (WWII service being the unfair tie-breaker). For Youkilis I go with "pumpy buns" after his oddly-pumpy batting stance.