Posts tagged "Pat Quinn"

Casinos Will Not Tarnish Illinois' Reputation...It Has Been In The Crapper For Years

The City of Big Shoulders also offers athletes with danglers the size of coconuts...and even bigger egos.  Nothing yells  "Illinois-brings-over-paid-screaming-brats-to-the-arrogance-table" more than a temper tantrum thrown courtesy of Big Z.
Governor Quinn has put his “more-than-likely-purchased-at-Payless-Shoe-Store” wing tip down. Yesterday he took to the podium with a four-hundred-page bill (no doubt splattered with grease from whatever free lunch he scored the day before) and a message. The Casino Bill as it stands is not getting his signature. And, of course, ten more minutes of the... Read more »

Dodgeball Deemed Dangerous ~ Society Is Officially Screwed

Dodgeball Deemed Dangerous ~ Society Is Officially Screwed
Grab your balls boys and head inside.  There is breaking news coming out of the New York State Health Department.  It is only a matter of time before Pat “I jump aboard any bandwagon as long as it brings attention” Quinn pulls our sorry state into the debate.  Dodgeball is dangerous.  New York bureaucrats are essentially... Read more »

Hey, Governor Quinn: I need a J-O-B...and you clearly need a speech writer...

Hey, Governor Quinn: I need a J-O-B...and you clearly need a speech writer...
  Oh, Governor, Governor, Governor…it’s your first “official” day on the job that the ”peeeeple” of Illinois elected you to (this time) but, may I be so bold as to make a suggestion?  You need help, buddy…big time. I tuned in today to see you get sworn in and hear your “big inaugural speech”.  And, while I... Read more »
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2010 Turkey Awards

2010 Turkey Awards
  I’m one of six kids–Thanksgiving was always a big deal in our family and it has always been one of my favorite holidays.  We always gathered at my Grandparents’ house.  It was a day to savor the smells of my Grandma’s kitchen.  Holiday dinners always included great debates around the dining room table.  Grandma’s dining... Read more »

Pat Quinn...Reason #75 why he's not getting my vote this Fall...

Pat Quinn signed a bill today that will guarantee him the votes of the nut-hugger-shorts-wearin’-crowd.  My guess is he probably got a free lunch out of the deal as well.  Now, I’m sure it wasn’t as tasty and delicious as the all-you-can-eat-family-style funeral luncheons he’s accustomed to chowing down on following his various appearances while paying honor to... Read more »