Posts in category "Shout Out To Hollywood"

Keeping Up With These Kardashians is Like Literally Exhausting

Keeping Up With These Kardashians is Like Literally Exhausting
I’m not really sure why I find these clowns entertaining.  Suffice it to say I’ve already invested nine seasons of my time – why stop now? And, as I suspected, tonight’s episode did not disappoint.  Bible. It started out on a trampoline… Khloe clearly got the memo: Wear backyard friendly clothes for trampoline scene.  Kim... Read more »

Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage

Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage
Did you catch the breaking news over the weekend? Kim and KunYAY are parents. God help us all. I don’t believe a word of it. At all. Five reasons why I think the krowning of the Kardashian Kid is the biggest sham since her 72-day marriage to the Neanderthal. 1)  This kid is nearly 36-hours... Read more »

Kardashian ReKap

Kardashian ReKap
              Tuning in to the Kardashian’s tonight? In the event you missed last week’s first episode of the eighth season…no fears.  I can bring you up to speed. The first episode of the brand new Keeping Up With The Kardashians season found the krackpots right where we left them... Read more »
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Golden Globes 2013 Recap: The WTF Moments

Golden Globes 2013 Recap: The WTF Moments
Did you think Foster’s acceptance speech was as “shocking” as everyone who was still buzzing about it this morning made it seem. You know what surprised me?  There wasn’t a standing ovation for a lady who has given 47 years to Hollywood.  I suspect it was because of the elephant in the room sitting at... Read more »

2013 Golden Globes: The Official Drinking Game

2013 Golden Globes: The Official Drinking Game
If you have a glass in your hand,  the television tuned to the Red Carpet and are in need of a little more entertainment; you have come to the right place. Here it is. The Official 2013 Golden Globes Drinking Game You know the basic rules, pour yourself something fabulous and take a sip following... Read more »

DWTS Week 3: Me Thinks We Finally Have A Scandal

DWTS Week 3:  Me Thinks We Finally Have A Scandal
Just in time for “Personal Stories Week”, Urkel has a bit of an anecdote to share. Long story short: DWTS needs some viewers.  The Voice is killing them in the ratings department. Cue a “vicious” fight between Urkel, his partner with a pretty sore toe (depending on which account you side with) and Suddenly-A-Bad-Boy-Ballas (quite... Read more »
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Alicia Silverstone: Queen of the "New Mommy" Freaks

Alicia Silverstone: Queen of the "New Mommy" Freaks
  Did you catch the video of that freak Silverstone this morning? Do you suppose the food she chews and regurgitates into her eleven-month-old son’s mouth is organic? Because if it isn’t, it is probably very, very bad for the tyke…and his development.  And no doubt Silverstone is an expert in that area as well. She knows. ... Read more »

Who Would Have Thunk It? It's Thoughts and Theories Thursday

Random thoughts and theories after reading today’s internet trenders…seriously if it weren’t for Hollywood and assorted news blurbs out of political camps I wouldn’t feel nearly as good as I do about myself. So I thank them for that.  From the bottom of my cold, sarcastic heart.   Herman Cain Herman Cain dabbled in sexual... Read more »

Putting The Kebash On The Krazy Kardashian Krap

Putting The Kebash On The Krazy Kardashian Krap
Did the latest news (broken by Ryan Seacrest, no less) completely rock your world? Do you, much like me, have many burning questions? Like what does the split mean for future Keeping Up With The Kardashian episodes?    OMG…will Kim and Kourtney still take on New York? How weird is it that the new season (featuring Kim... Read more »
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Casinos Will Not Tarnish Illinois' Reputation...It Has Been In The Crapper For Years

The City of Big Shoulders also offers athletes with danglers the size of coconuts...and even bigger egos.  Nothing yells  "Illinois-brings-over-paid-screaming-brats-to-the-arrogance-table" more than a temper tantrum thrown courtesy of Big Z.
Governor Quinn has put his “more-than-likely-purchased-at-Payless-Shoe-Store” wing tip down. Yesterday he took to the podium with a four-hundred-page bill (no doubt splattered with grease from whatever free lunch he scored the day before) and a message. The Casino Bill as it stands is not getting his signature. And, of course, ten more minutes of the... Read more »