Posts in category "Reality TV Rants"

Keeping Up With These Kardashians is Like Literally Exhausting

Keeping Up With These Kardashians is Like Literally Exhausting
I’m not really sure why I find these clowns entertaining.  Suffice it to say I’ve already invested nine seasons of my time – why stop now? And, as I suspected, tonight’s episode did not disappoint.  Bible. It started out on a trampoline… Khloe clearly got the memo: Wear backyard friendly clothes for trampoline scene.  Kim... Read more »

Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage

Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage
Did you catch the breaking news over the weekend? Kim and KunYAY are parents. God help us all. I don’t believe a word of it. At all. Five reasons why I think the krowning of the Kardashian Kid is the biggest sham since her 72-day marriage to the Neanderthal. 1)  This kid is nearly 36-hours... Read more »

Kardashian ReKap

Kardashian ReKap
              Tuning in to the Kardashian’s tonight? In the event you missed last week’s first episode of the eighth season…no fears.  I can bring you up to speed. The first episode of the brand new Keeping Up With The Kardashians season found the krackpots right where we left them... Read more »
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ESPN Should Have Issued A Musburger Apology Like This

ESPN Should Have Issued A Musburger Apology Like This
The 2013 “I-AM-SO-SORRY-PALOOZA” kicked off pretty early this year. ESPN just issued an apology. On behalf of Brent Musburger. Apparently viewers last night are feeling a whole lot of butthurt thanks to Brent’s ramblings regarding a certain QB’s GF. As a result, the blogosphere is on a tirade today. And, thanks to the backlash, ESPN... Read more »

Honey Boo Boo: That Baby Has Three Flippin' Thumbs?!?

Honey Boo Boo:  That Baby Has Three Flippin' Thumbs?!?
Have you caught the Honey Boo Boo Show? Until yesterday, I was ashamed proud to admit that no, I had not. I caught the tail end of the marathon yesterday.  I tuned in toward the end of the episode where Chickadee birthed her baby.  Oh, My.  And, then the Halloween special.  TRICK.OR.TREAT.TO.ME. Here are some of my random... Read more »

DWTS Week 3: Me Thinks We Finally Have A Scandal

DWTS Week 3:  Me Thinks We Finally Have A Scandal
Just in time for “Personal Stories Week”, Urkel has a bit of an anecdote to share. Long story short: DWTS needs some viewers.  The Voice is killing them in the ratings department. Cue a “vicious” fight between Urkel, his partner with a pretty sore toe (depending on which account you side with) and Suddenly-A-Bad-Boy-Ballas (quite... Read more »
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DWTS Season 14 Week 2: The Best and the Worst

DWTS Season 14 Week 2: The Best and the Worst
  Last night the cast of D-List characters returned to the ballroom for another go-around.   Did you miss the excitement? No worries…the best and worst follows…along with my predicted bottom three…and who should be put out of her misery. Ahem, Spoiler Alert…her last name rhymes with avertralova.  FUN FACT OF THE NIGHT: In addition to... Read more »

DWTS Season 14: First Week Thoughts and Observations

DWTS Season 14: First Week Thoughts and Observations
Dancing with the Stars premiered last Monday to rave reviews. Especially if you take what Bergeron and the three experts at the judges’ table say seriously. If you believe what America thinks, you only have to look as far as Yahoo to find while the dancing was good, ratings were bad.  And by bad, I... Read more »

Who Would Have Thunk It? It's Thoughts and Theories Thursday

Random thoughts and theories after reading today’s internet trenders…seriously if it weren’t for Hollywood and assorted news blurbs out of political camps I wouldn’t feel nearly as good as I do about myself. So I thank them for that.  From the bottom of my cold, sarcastic heart.   Herman Cain Herman Cain dabbled in sexual... Read more »
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Putting The Kebash On The Krazy Kardashian Krap

Putting The Kebash On The Krazy Kardashian Krap
Did the latest news (broken by Ryan Seacrest, no less) completely rock your world? Do you, much like me, have many burning questions? Like what does the split mean for future Keeping Up With The Kardashian episodes?    OMG…will Kim and Kourtney still take on New York? How weird is it that the new season (featuring Kim... Read more »