Posts in category "My Love Affair With Oprah"

Oprah Armstrong Interview: Upstaged by George Glass' Grandaughter

Oprah Armstrong Interview: Upstaged by George Glass' Grandaughter
Hold on to your goddamn hat cause this shit is starting to get really, really, really real. Can you for one minute wrap your head around the steam coming out of the Harpo Executive offices this morning?  Can you even fathom the pounds of sweet potato fries consumed by one “comfort eater” last night? Let’s... Read more »

Give Me Kimmel: Oprah's Show is Over--Why Must the Reruns Remain?

I watched O’s final show yesterday–sat through the lessons–admired her–sing it with me–”twenty-five-yeeeearrrrs”–and turned off the TV.  Sure, I thought of putting on an old pair of jeans and grabbing some bubble wrap and boxes before heading down to Marina Towers to offer my assistance in helping her pack it up and finally move it... Read more »

BREAKING...OWN Ratings Tumble...RELATED...Can A Hastily Announced 26th Season Be Next?

A friend of mine asked an interesting question last week.  “Why” she asked, “has Oprah never interviewed Mayor Daley?” I found the inquiry interesting because I am always fascinated to discover a fan of The Legend.  How can anyone still be around twenty-five years later and still fall for Oprah’s phony bullshit? Yeah, yeah, Harpo... Read more »
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Oprah Winfrey OWNed: she's still a big, fat fraud...

Oprah Winfrey OWNed: she's still a big, fat fraud...
  Did you happen to tune in to the “self-proclaimed” best interview evvvvvverrrrr last night?  Piers Morgan debuted his CNN chat fest with the best guest ever; apparently it’s going to be all downhill from here on out following the last question he posed to Lady O.  How could it not?  All other guests will forever be overshadowed by... Read more »

Forget about Oprah's Favorite Things: Final Season Guests are the Real Gift

You do not watch this hour of history.  The Sound of Music is my all-time favorite movie--I want to remember Julie Andrews singing about her favorite things just the way it happened --in her room with the children at her bedside during a terrible storm--while she fashioned playclothes out of draperies--somehow the vision of Oprah singing along while clapping like a seal is not something I want burned in my memory.
Favorite Things–Shmavorite Things…you can keep the 3D TV–I have no use for a dog colored sweater–too many calories in the pot pie–what if I don’t live long enough to appreciate the unveiling of the Bug in May 2011?  God knows I couldn’t afford the invoice from the IRS on the items I could have scored... Read more »

Oprah: Ratings and Ramblings...it must be May Sweeps

I love watching TV during sweeps months.  November, February, and May are the months I set aside to catch some real jaw-dropping moments.  I’m sure many are worried about which network to tune in to tonight; ABC offers the most coveted mirror ball trophy–FOX will crown a new American Idol–and NBC will decide which chubster... Read more »
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