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Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage

Kim Kardashian Delivery Is The Biggest Sham Since The 72-Day Marriage
Did you catch the breaking news over the weekend? Kim and KunYAY are parents. God help us all. I don’t believe a word of it. At all. Five reasons why I think the krowning of the Kardashian Kid is the biggest sham since her 72-day marriage to the Neanderthal. 1)  This kid is nearly 36-hours... Read more »

Kardashian ReKap

Kardashian ReKap
              Tuning in to the Kardashian’s tonight? In the event you missed last week’s first episode of the eighth season…no fears.  I can bring you up to speed. The first episode of the brand new Keeping Up With The Kardashians season found the krackpots right where we left them... Read more »

Golden Globes 2013 Recap: The WTF Moments

Golden Globes 2013 Recap: The WTF Moments
Did you think Foster’s acceptance speech was as “shocking” as everyone who was still buzzing about it this morning made it seem. You know what surprised me?  There wasn’t a standing ovation for a lady who has given 47 years to Hollywood.  I suspect it was because of the elephant in the room sitting at... Read more »
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2013 Golden Globes: The Official Drinking Game

2013 Golden Globes: The Official Drinking Game
If you have a glass in your hand,  the television tuned to the Red Carpet and are in need of a little more entertainment; you have come to the right place. Here it is. The Official 2013 Golden Globes Drinking Game You know the basic rules, pour yourself something fabulous and take a sip following... Read more »

Honey Boo Boo: That Baby Has Three Flippin' Thumbs?!?

Honey Boo Boo:  That Baby Has Three Flippin' Thumbs?!?
Have you caught the Honey Boo Boo Show? Until yesterday, I was ashamed proud to admit that no, I had not. I caught the tail end of the marathon yesterday.  I tuned in toward the end of the episode where Chickadee birthed her baby.  Oh, My.  And, then the Halloween special.  TRICK.OR.TREAT.TO.ME. Here are some of my random... Read more »

Twenty Words/Phrases That Should Never Be Uttered Again, For Realz

Twenty Words/Phrases That Should Never Be Uttered Again, For Realz
There are some phrases that cannot be uttered enough. “Crank up the crazy and rip off the knob”, “crazier than a shithouse rat”,  “yadda, yadda, yadda”, “are you frickin’ kidding me” and my personal favorite, the summation of my life thus far, “I shit you not”. And nothing can sum up someone’s personality in a nutshell... Read more »
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Handmade Gifts For Your Parents: You Know You Grew Up In The Seventies if These Were Under The Tree

Nothing said Happy Holidays better than a clay ashtray did in the seventies.  Light 'em up and smoke 'em if you got 'em...here is an ash tray lovingly kneaded by your first grader.  God Bless Us Everyone.
Yes, Virginia…there is a Santa Claus…and long before The Oriental Trading Company…teachers had pretty impressive imaginations. For the donation of a buck (to cover the cost of supplies), little elves spent the last week before Christmas Vacation working their fingers to the bone in order to provide the perfect gift for the parents. Way back... Read more »