Posts in category "Chicago Celebs"

Top Ten Things On Rahm Emanuel's Christmas List

Top Ten Things On Rahm Emanuel's Christmas List
Dear Santa, I apologize for the delay of my list, but it’s been quite a motherfucking few weeks.  All hell has broken every which way but loose since Thanksgiving.  Seriously, this goddamn town is up for grabs. Now, I want you to know I did send a duplicate list to Hanukkah Harry in hopes that... Read more »

What I'd Tell My Dad If I Had An Hour

What I'd Tell My Dad If I Had An Hour
When I saw this picture or meme or whatever you might call this thing-a-ma-bob on Facebook a while back, my mind raced in a million different directions. I considered hanging with a lot of people. Who wouldn’t want to pick the brain of someone from the past or quiz someone still around about what makes... Read more »

Why The Fashion Police Should Never Apologize

Why The Fashion Police Should Never Apologize
Let me preface the opinion that is about to follow with this: I make fun of what I don’t understand. So does The Fashion Police. Hollywood is so goddamned self-absorbed – I find a show making fun of them refreshing. I am also a “call-it-like-I-see-it” kinda gal; Joan Rivers had me at “Can We Talk”.... Read more »
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Top Nine Reasons Governor Quinn Needs to Concede

Top Nine Reasons Governor Quinn Needs to Concede
  Last night I poured myself a diet coke and munched on a bag of chips waiting to hear the last mind-numbing speech the current governor had to offer. I went to bed disappointed. I imagine I’m going to need to pop corn in anticipation of this guy’s removal from Springfield. I’m convinced his last... Read more »

IL Governor's Race: Quick-Give Gov Mumbles Some Discounted Cheese With His Rauner Whine

IL Governor's Race: Quick-Give Gov Mumbles Some Discounted Cheese With His Rauner Whine
Have you caught the latest from the Quinn Camp? Yes.  I’m talking about Governor Mumbles mowing the lawn with the hand push mower.  Nice touch for all the tree-huggers pulling the Quinn Lever in November, eh? What a guy, huh? Between listening to the “Human Ambien” bullshit the public into believing he has been “busy”... Read more »

Suck It, Cancer. It's Donna Day!

Suck It, Cancer.  It's Donna Day!
I remember the night I “met” Mary Tyler Mom and her daughter, Donna.  It was April 8, 2011.  My forty-fifth birthday. It was the first birthday I celebrated without the annual call from my dad at 10:23 a.m. to wish me a happy day and tell me the story of the rainy Good Friday I almost... Read more »
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Oprah Armstrong Interview: Upstaged by George Glass' Grandaughter

Oprah Armstrong Interview: Upstaged by George Glass' Grandaughter
Hold on to your goddamn hat cause this shit is starting to get really, really, really real. Can you for one minute wrap your head around the steam coming out of the Harpo Executive offices this morning?  Can you even fathom the pounds of sweet potato fries consumed by one “comfort eater” last night? Let’s... Read more »

ESPN Should Have Issued A Musburger Apology Like This

ESPN Should Have Issued A Musburger Apology Like This
The 2013 “I-AM-SO-SORRY-PALOOZA” kicked off pretty early this year. ESPN just issued an apology. On behalf of Brent Musburger. Apparently viewers last night are feeling a whole lot of butthurt thanks to Brent’s ramblings regarding a certain QB’s GF. As a result, the blogosphere is on a tirade today. And, thanks to the backlash, ESPN... Read more »

CPS Strike: I'm Just Going To Go Ahead And Say What You Are Probably Thinking

Karen is the president of the Chicago Teacher Union.  Once the contract is ratified and the teachers get the raise they want they should do two things.  One...find a new rep.  And two...chip in an buy Ms. Lewis a brassiere as a parting gift.  Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and sadly, books are still judged by their covers.  If this is the face of the CTU...it needs an overhaul along with an attitude adjustment.
What we are witnessing here is a pissing match, you know? Oh, sure it is a circus…no doubt in my mind. But there is a side show going on at the big top. And it is a pissing match. Karen Lewis meet Rahm Emanuel. Rahm, let me introduce you to Karen. FYI…take a good look... Read more »
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Drew Peterson Trial Provides A Conversation Every Couple Should Have

Drew Peterson Trial Provides A Conversation Every Couple Should Have
Every couple needs to have this conversation. Seriously. Long before your face is plastered all over a breaking news story regarding your disappearance.  And way, way before Rob Lowe signs on to play your husband/alleged killer in a sappy made-for-tv-movie for Lifetime. Make sure you utter these words before there is a murder trial that your once-beloved... Read more »