ABC Locks In The DWTS Tranny Vote

ABC Locks In The DWTS Tranny Vote

So looky-loo...Chaz Bono is headed to the dance floor with his--er--her--er his sights set on the Mirror Ball Trophy.

Viewers are crying foul and posing many burning questions:  What is ABC thinking?  How can they showcase "THAT" on a family program? Who will Chaz dance with...a man or a woman?  Can that "lard ass" even dance?  And, most importantly...what in God's name will.we.tell.the.children??

There are many more questions where these came from; and apparently...if you take what message boards say seriously...nobody is going to watch.

Take that ABC...America's conservative heartland has spoken.

Hey America--guess what?  ABC is thinking what they always think:  R-A-T-I-N-G-S...and in order to ensure those...they need to get people talking before the big premiere next week.  Nothing will get TV viewers yapping more than the addition of a transgender contestant will.  Score One for ABC.

Family Programming?  You've got to be kidding me.  This is the same show that has brought Kendra and Pamela Anderson into our living rooms wearing next to nothing along with a gyrating virtually-unknown cowboy in a winning season free-style and a very foul-mouthed Cloris Leachman capable of making a ditch digger blush.  Family Programming my ass.

Cher's daughter/son will dance with Lacey Schwimmer -- the manliest-looking of the professional lady dancers in my opinion.  The pairing is a win/win for all involved if you ask me.

And as far as a lard ass shaking his or her groove thing on the dance floor...it sure kept us watching last season.

What to tell the kiddies home watching the assortment of freaks on the dance floor? 

Try this..."That is Nancy Grace, honey...she is famous for exploiting missing and dead children and the parents that were responsible". 

And if the little angels should happen to ask what the man dancing with the lady who looks like a man is famous for...explain that the nice man's mom used to star in a TV show back in the 70's  wearing outfits more outlandish than the ones they see on any particular night in the competition.  Try that.

I wear my conservative heart on my sleeve.  First to admit it.  But I do not see the problem with Chaz Bono strutting his stuff in this competition.

To be honest I am more offended by the addition of Nancy Grace...although the prospect of Nancy spinning one way while her helmet head spins the other sounds quite intriguing.

I'm also a little freaked out by the Ballas/K-Cav pairing.  Yippie...another season of watching that creepy Michael Jackson wanna be feeling up his partner.  K-Cav is going to wish she still had Cutler around.  A single-jilted lady seems like putty in Corky's kid's hands.

Most outlandish is the fact ABC promised more "A-list" stars this season.  Have you checked out the cast? 

The powers-that-be are sly.  I used to think DWTS would be best pairing the dancers (most are actually more recognized than some of this season's contestants...who is that Solo lady, anyway??) with weirdoes from home dying to crack into the reality TV scene.

But check out the pairings this season.  The most popular dancers are paired with the most unknown stars...and the most popular of the stars paired with the professional newbies on the dance floor.

Seems like this season the playing field is actually even.  Who would you vote to keep around longer...an unknown and Nancy Grace...or Maksim and his not-really-that-well-known soccer player?

FYI...I'd vote to keep a shirtless Maks around before I'd ever vote to keep a fully-clothed Grace around.  Even if that came with a promise she would not utter one.single.word. for the entire competition.

Settle down former DWTS fans...this season is going to be everything ABC wants it to be--starting with the pre-premiere scuttlebutt regarding the man/woman...until the final dance is performed.

Lucky for us viewers who still plan to tune in...we've got Brooke Burke along for the ride to give us the lowdown on how everyone feels.  With any luck, she spent the better part of the off-season brushing up on her cue card reading skills.

A fan can only hope.

To those of you still wondering what the hell ABC is thinking...stop.  It is really all about the ratings. 

All these years later Cher continues to pack concert venues with her adoring fans.  Producers need only make sure Chaz's mother is given a ring-side seat every Monday night...and offer her fans Chaz's official voting number...and there you have yourself a ratings jackpot. 

That is exactly what the hell ABC is thinking.

I find Chaz Bono is far more comfortable in his skin than Chastity Bono ever was in hers.  Why not give Sonny and Cher's kid a chance.

May I be so bold as to predict a free-style danced to "I Got You Babe"?

Time, and more importantly, votes will tell.

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  • I think Chaz Bono will be a great star dancer. I can't wait to see him tango.

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