Posts in category "Christmas"

All I Want For Christmas: Day 7 - More Foreplay For The Ladies (or What Porn Is Not Teaching You)

Ok ladies, the men have day 6 while I was being generous so today you get day 7 of my Christmas list. I wrote about giving a good blow job to men, the down and dirty edition, but today the ladies get foreplay and LOTS OF IT. A Glamour poll once asked ladies to vote... Read more »

All I Want For Christmas: Day 6 - For All Men To Get Better Blow Jobs

Ok, Day 6 I am being generous and giving it to all men who think they are getting a horrible, bad or god awful get her choppers off my dick now type of blow job. Someone wrote in to me, we shall call him TLC because that is what his cock needs right now, and... Read more »

All I Want For Christmas: Day 5 - Golden Cock Rings

As I was trying to figure out great headlines for the next item on my Christmas wish list, a fellow blogger (will remain nameless unless she wants to reveal herself) gave me the idea for Day 5, 5 golden Cock Rings. Gear Essentials has by far the best cock rings on the planet. I have... Read more »
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All I Want For Christmas: Day 4 – A Leather Sleep Sack/Body Bag

Have you ever wished for a sleeping bag that you can use camping for Christmas? One year it was on my list. I was at REI with a guy I was dating and shimmied over to the sleeping bag section and saw all kinds of items that I wanted right then and there, until I... Read more »

All I Want For Christmas: Day 3

All I want for Christmas is you! Yes, MORE OF YOU! You are my readers, the people who ask me for advice, about solutions, for help, for ideas. If it were not for the lovely people of Chicago, I would be a single duck out on the lake with 20 hunters trying to shoot me... Read more »