My First: My First Adult Toy Was....A Vibrator

My First: My First Adult Toy Was....A Vibrator

I am sure many adults my age have had a sex toy of some sort, and we all have that great first story. The picture is very similar to my first vibrator. However, mine was from 2000 and was much thinner. It is amazing how much the sex toy industry has changed in the past 14 years.

Mine was during a warm summer day back in 2000. I had just moved back to Chicago and was staying with my sister. Little did I know that day was going to be a day of many firsts. That day was the first time I ever bought a vibrator and an adult video tape. Yes, I said adult video tape. There were not many DVDs at that time, and cable charged for crap movies where you could spot the cock bouncing around under her ass with each thrust in and out. It was like spotting the mole popping out of the hole in Whack-A-Mole.

As embarrassing as one might think a trip to an adult book toy store would be with a complete stranger, but it was hot and I wanted more. I browsed a few of the tapes and selected one about cherry cheerleaders. Of course I had been reading some online erotica back then thanks to the kinky fellow I was shopping with at the time, so I felt it was time to see the real deal in action. The acting was horrible and the action itself was piss poor.m I felt I was cheated, and the day would have felt cheated if it weren't for my first vibrator. I was nervous when I was looking for one, I felt I was a kid in the candy store where they had everything I had never tasted before. Where do I start, what do I get, what size would be good, do I get a celebrity made one, battery operated or plug in, chargers, how do I clean the, and how do I store it were some of the things that raced through my mind.

Today as I was replacing my broken pocket rocket nearly 20 years, I felt for the Hispanic guy that was working at Cupid's Treasure when I walked in tonight. I am sure he did not think he was going to be answering my questions on what there was a price difference on the same manufactures products, why the waterproof one was half the price of the original, and then making him take out vibrators for me to check the strengths. I was once in his place as the buyer wondering what on earth I had gotten myself into, and now I walk in with the knowledge of the internet in my hands. I can tell you that you cannot buy a vibrator over the internet without first holding it in your hands and knowing how well it would work.

If you have any fun stories to tell about your first or latest sex toy purchase, please feel free to email them to me. If I share them, I will be sure to keep all names anonymous.

Stay kinky Chicago!

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    I have been in the Chicago BDSM scene for a little over 12 years. I am not serious like many people are, but I also do not take what I do lightly. I have dabbled in many kinky things and currently working on perfecting my bondage techniques. My main goal is to bring the BDSM scene to vanillas that are interested in it in a non-freaky way. This is not only a blog about what I am doing or have done but a place for you to ask questions and hopefully learn more about the scene then what you think is real in porn. Trust me, porn is not real!

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