UTI From Spit, Who Knew

UTI From Spit, Who Knew
"We don't want no U-T-I's" (sung to Pink Floyd's Wall)

Well gents, I would like to officially say that using spit as a lubricant or slobbering all over your lady friends pussy is not a good idea!

I officially have a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) and it was from a guy that happened to be licking that region for awhile and slobbering all over it. His spit was forced into my urethra and left behind the germs from his mouth.

Just think of the last time you spit all over your cock and shoved it into your lady friends pussy and later on she somehow got a yeast infection. BINGO! YOU GUESSED IT! You are the cause of that very yeast infection. Ladies, you get the right to say I TOLD YOU SO _______ (fill in the blank with whatever you want to call your gentleman right now).

Let's just say the past 3 days have been a HORRIBLE experience and I wish I could take back the past week. When I asked not to use spit he went ahead and used it anyways. Luckily for me I was able to avoid the yeast infection be throughly cleansing out my jasmine flower and making her feel good.

Not so lucky was a couple of days later when I started having to issues peeing every 30 seconds or having the sensation like i had to pee. Lets just say as a person that likes to think she is being environmentally friendly at times, I was pissed off having to go pee and find it only amounted to a trickle if I was lucky and having this strange sensation that traveled up to my chin.

So a prescription for a strange antibiotic, some cranberry juice (do not drink soda or Orange Juice according to a very dear friend of mine that is a paraplegic because it promotes a UTI), forcing myself to wait at least 30 minutes before I go pee (and this time I am not flushing until I see the water cloudy and not clear), and hope that the pain goes away.

After about 3 days I should start feeling better. Ladies, let this be a word of advice that you actually use, do not allow a douche bag mother fucker ever use his spit on your pussy ever again. Make sure to have a bowl of hot water and a wash cloth near by so you can clean off your pussy if he is a slobbering dog, and for pete sake invest in a good lubricant so he does not have to spit on his dick.

Guys, please take into account your ladies pussy. If you want to be able to play with it again you might want to rethink the way you do things to her pussy. Also if you spit on your dick because you think it is cool from some porno you like, IT IS NOT! Please use a good lubricant and not your spit. Yeast infections are no fun. They will put her little kitty out of commission for quite a few days until it clears up and you will not be able to clam dive until the she is clear like water.

Now excuse me while I jump off my soap box. What? I happen to be a short lady and needed the boost. Now return to your pussy eating duties and heed my advice or suffer the consequences.

Mistress Julie

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