I Swear Office, That Is Not My Teddy Bear With A Pole Up His Ass

I Swear Office, That Is Not My Teddy Bear With A Pole Up His Ass
This is a picture of the Bar Stool Sports post about the teddy bear on a pole.

Today Michigan Avenue was shut down for a few hours and I just wanted to state that it was not my S&M Teddy strapped to the light pole with the flag pole up his ass, although that makes me think of something fun to do to a poor boy the friday of IML when it hits town Memorial Day weekend.

I got asked by a friend that recently found out who I really am if I knew about the teddy bear strapped to the light pole on Michigan Avenue this morning that shut the street down until mid afternoon. Of course I said no because I am not one to do something that dumb, but boy was it hilarious cracking jokes about a bear with a pole up his ass. "It was Teddy Bear, in the Conservatory with the lead pipe!"

Now I have put plenty of things in and on teddy bears, but never did I once think about shoving a flag pole up a bears ass and leave him on Michigan Avenue. This makes me wonder what was in the mind of the person that did it this morning and left it in front of the Walgreens at 440 N. Michigan.

Apparently it was not a teddy bear as was originally reported online, it was a spring with a piece of black cloth on it and reported as a prank. Personally, I would have liked it better if it was a teddy bear and it was dress in leather assless chaps and maybe some leather across its chest and back.

This makes me wish it was Memorial Day weekend already! Thank goodness it is warm outside now, half naked men running the trails will be my summer views on the beaches of Chicago! Thank you NBC for the laugh this morning.

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