All I Want For Christmas: Day 6 - For All Men To Get Better Blow Jobs

Ok, Day 6 I am being generous and giving it to all men who think they are getting a horrible, bad or god awful get her choppers off my dick now type of blow job. Someone wrote in to me, we shall call him TLC because that is what his cock needs right now, and explained to me about his recent blow job experience.

Now I will not go into details as I promised TLC that I would keep it simple. Many complaints I have heard from many men over the years has been terrible blow jobs. I even had a guy that refused to let me do it for a long time because of his last experience. Yes I broke him of that, but lets move on.

What would I know about giving a good blow job? I'm sure this is on the mind of many men reading this right now. I am no true expert as each guy is different, just like all women are different. I have enough experience so far that deems me a good source on what to do ladies, some of you men might agree and be happy I am helping out.

What do you need to know ladies? here is a quick list:
1. Pressure - You need to keep the right pressure with your hands. Do not squeeze so hard on the shaft of his cock that he feels you have it in a vice-grip, but at the same time you do not want him to feel like he is being stroked by a wet noodle. you can use your thumb and index finger, or add more fingers, just remember to grip is easy but not too soft. Soft is fine if you are teasing him, but for this purpose we are trying to give him an orgasmic blow job so make sure it is just right and glides in your hands.
2. Suction - Ladies, you do know that with a blow job that pink head is going into your mouth so please, give it the right amount of suction or he won't get hard before sex or he will take a REALLY long time to orgasm. I say the right kind of suction is when you can pull your finger from between your lips. Place your finger between your lips and seal it. Too much pressure you cannot slid your finger out. If you have too little pressure you will slide that finger right out. Think of when you are sucking that last bit of chocolate cake batter out of the mixing bowl off your finger, that is the right amount of suction. You can practice on your finger and try to pull your finger back in using a bit more suction.
3. NO TEETH - Ladies, I beg of you PLEASE, if you are giving a blow job do not use teeth unless he tells you to do so. Wrap your lips over your teeth and try to keep them in place! I cannot tell you the number of men that have told me about this issue. The one that was afraid to ever get another blow job was dating a girl that had braces, let's just say it was not a happy ending.
4. Swallow - This is not about swallowing his semen. Swallow the spit that you produce while sucking his cock. Unless he wants to see a sloppy cock or you drooling, it is not sexy and will just create even greater issues in the bed for later.
5. Tongue - Ladies, this is rather important as most men do not even know where their major g-spot is. say you are between his knees and he is standing, the g-spor is where the V is under the head. You want to treat this part with some Tender Loving Care! Swirl your tongue in all different shapes, directions, hell write the alphabets if you can. The more movement the better. Think of when he is licking your clit, you wish he would just move that tongue all over it but he misses the spot and the one time he gets it you want to grind it there, well that is the same thing as the guys g-spot.
6. Deep - If you cannot deep throat his cock, you can't deep throat it. To men it is all about the effort sometimes. Unless you are into gagging on his cock, do not let him do this. Oral sex should be enjoyable, not about copying the latest release of Cock Gaggers (if this is a real porn I am very sorry, but I thought I was making this up). If you want to try to slide his cock deeper into your throat, get it moistened with your saliva, add the right suction, you should be able to get his cock a little deeper in your throat. Here you can add a little tongue action to his shaft and fondle his balls a little.

So to recap, right amount of pressure when stroking his cock, the right amount of suction with your mouth as you suck on the head and the shaft, stroke the remainder of his cock that does not go into your mouth, give a lot of tongue work up and down the shaft as well as his g-spot under the head right around the V, and try to go as deep as you can before trying to deep throat it.

Now if you spit or swallow his semen is up to you. GUYS: if you want your girl to swallow your shit, eat some fruits, leave out the meats and for god sakes DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL BEFORE HAND! Good things to eat before sex for both parties are melons, apples, pineapples, ginger, things that are sweet and low in acidity. Pineapples in the exception on the list because of a particular enzyme that helps with healing bruises faster, for some reason it helps with the taste of the fluids one produces. Pussy tastes like shit if you eat a steaks, and so will his cum so do not skip the desserts!

If I could get away with a video tutorial I would Chicago, but unfortunately you are left with just my words. Feel free to email me if you would like to see a video. If I get enough requests I will see about posting a video somewhere safe that you could watch. I will make sure that I have a couple of boys that I know enjoy my blow jobs, one came twice in under 10 minutes.

Stay Kinky Chicago!

Mistress Julie

ADDITION TO THE TONGUE SECTION:

I guess I should have taught the ladies how to use their tongues on the head as I taught TLC how it should be done, which men can use the same technique when tonguing his partners clit. Practice on the roof of your mouth, feel the ridges and bumps as you move your tongue back and forth. Now make the swirling patterns, figure 8's and such. Practice this until you have gotten the movements down with the lightest tough and you are tickling the roof of your mouth. This is what your partner should feel when you are tonguing their g-spots (both men and women). Ladies, you want to continue this swirling pattern down the shaft as you take him into your mouth and as you pull him out. Do not pull his cock all the way out of your mouth, stop at the head and apply a little more pressure with the suction as you are about to pull out and then slide back down the shaft. You can stop at the head and play a bit but remember a blow job is about the whole cock sometimes. When he gets close keep the work going on the head with the tongue work and the suction. If you do not like the taste of cum you should tell him ahead of time, he might pop any second and you do not want that ruining a good blow job.

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  • This needs to be permanently featured on ChicagoNow.

  • gwill, Thank you for the compliment. Did I peg it correctly for the guys in what they like? I am after all going by my experience giving it.

  • In reply to Mistress Julie:

    Oh, you did fine.

  • In reply to gwill:

    Why thank you gwill. I do hope you come back for Day 7, this one is for the fellas to read on the ladies spots and some to be as so bold as to find the 3rd g-spot. However, this one will be covered at a later point when I touch on another kind of sex. Do not ask for you just answered your own questions ;-)

  • I have been rendered speechless here. Didn't know what to expect when I read it but you definitely have the goods on us. Perhaps I will become bold enough and produce the finer ways to please you (women).

  • In reply to Ernest James III:

    Ernest, I take it that I am correct as to my assumption to some not all men. I would say all of the men that I have encountered thus far have enjoyed the flick of my tongue in my days. I just thought it was about time someone stood up and said something about it to the ladies. I was already thinking when my SDB was in town for Thanksgiving that I need to do a video and he is one of 2 guys that would be perfect for it because they are just the right size depth and girth. I should stop now. Too out of control. LOL Lets just say I will be speaking to the men tomorrow! Lots to talk about there. :-)

  • I was a fan of your work ever since I first read your blog. It is daring and in-your-face. I love it. It inspires me to unleash the my restraints as a writer. Consider me a fan. I can't wait to see more.

  • In reply to Ernest James III:

    Ernest, you might hate me when you read day 7. I realized today why I have not posted it yet, women are high maintenance and it is crazy! Men it is easy to do, no ins and outs to factor in, no items needed, etc. Women are more complex and I cannot wait to get this over and done with. I almost hate myself for being a lady, but I do like my men. Stay tuned, it will be out today for sure!

  • I will say this much: a new lady friend of mine read this article after I recommended it to her. And the other night, she took some of the practices here and applied them on yours truly. Let's say a hell yeah was definitely in order! :-D. I'll have to follow up on the previous posts and any new ones and lets see what I can "learn" from and share. Thanks again!

  • In reply to DiscoSwinger:

    DiscoSwinger:

    I am glad these techniques worked out for you and that your lady friend was able to take the techniques and use them with her own and give you what makes you happy.

    Please do keep reading and if there is anything you ever need a recommendation on, some help learning, etc., please feel free to email me. If you do not mind it being published I will share it with other readers if it is a topic I have not touched upon yet.

    MJ

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    I have been in the Chicago BDSM scene for a little over 12 years. I am not serious like many people are, but I also do not take what I do lightly. I have dabbled in many kinky things and currently working on perfecting my bondage techniques. My main goal is to bring the BDSM scene to vanillas that are interested in it in a non-freaky way. This is not only a blog about what I am doing or have done but a place for you to ask questions and hopefully learn more about the scene then what you think is real in porn. Trust me, porn is not real!

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