The Best Quotes About Love and Relationships

The Best Quotes About Love and Relationships

Love, sex and relationships are some of the most discussed topics across every gender, age group, and nationality. There seem to be almost as many quotes about relationships as there are molecules in the universe.  While most people’s ponderings on this subject matter are riddled with fallacies there are a few philosophers of love that speak the absolute truth. Below J.O.Y. Love has complied a list of the best love and relationship quotes. Some quotes are well known; others are obscure. Many are from infamous icons while others are completely original. What all of these quotes about love have in common is that they are all wise and they will make you smile.

“Libe ist fur alle da!” (Love is there for everyone!) -Rammstein

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.  It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.  It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres”-Corinthians

“Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means for escape.” -Bell Hooks

“Love is when you allow your partner’s needs to become equal to your own.”-P. Rocha

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”  -C.G. Jung

“Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” Carrie Bradshaw

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” -Ingrid  Bergman

“To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude.” -Bernard Poulin

“Sex appeal has to be genuine. It is the look in your eyes, the tone and pace of your voice and the manner in which you hold yourself together. You can't buy it, force it, fake it, or steal it but you can practice it until it is natural to you.” -Caroline DeRienzo

“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.” -Author Unknown

“If you can’t figure out what team he’s batting for leave his ass on the bench.”-Jasmine O. Yates

“If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.” -Louise Sammons

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. “-P.J. O'Rourke

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” -William Congreve

“Promises are just like glass, if you break them they will cut your ass. And that’s what you get.”-Jasmine O. Yates

“F—k me badly once shame on you, F--k me badly twice shame on me.”  -Samantha Jones

“Sexual compatibility is non-negotiable. If you test ride him and the engine fails more than two times in a row pump the breaks then drop that lemon immediately.”- Jasmine O. Yates

“The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.” -William B. Yeats

“If you’re only looking for sex you will inevitably get screwed.”-Jasmine O. Yates

“Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. “-Author Unknown

“Be careful not to fall for an asshole even if he is dressed in gentlemen’s clothing.” -Jasmine O. Yates

“Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.” -Carrie Bradshaw

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