Know some poor soul who, for reasons obvious to everyone else, is simply unemployable? Maybe they don't own a suit or have never bothered to iron the one they have. Or maybe their calendar is whatever they happen to write on their hand.
Nominate them as "The Unemployable of the Month." I'll feature them in "The Job Stalker," get them some advice and, with a little luck (or persuasion), something free. Heck, I'll even tell the employers of the world all the reasons they should hire them.
Send an email to email@example.com with your unemployable friend's name, photo and contact information, and tell us why they're unemployable. If they win, it won't be like Publishers Clearing House, but it will still be pretty awesome.