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Posts tagged "Health"

Shake your tail feather: The low down on hair feathers

Hair Accessories at Swell  The first time I saw someone with one of those clip-on hair feathers, I was in the elevator of my apartment building. I was running late, and her cheesing to her iPhone made me want to rip that feather out of her hair. Aside from this girl and my bad day... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 10, 2011 at 8:03 am
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These contacts will probably ruin your sex life

These contacts will probably ruin your sex life
Image via Wikipedia A lesson in “how can I piss away my hard-earned money?” Buy HD contacts.  This concoction, that Bausch & Lomb contrived, boasts that they provide “crisp, clear vision you require especially in low light.” Just what I needed, my zit to be seen through HD lenses. What they should say is: this newfound... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
May 9, 2011 at 3:25 am
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Cringing at the thought of squeezing into a bikini?

Cringing at the thought of squeezing into a bikini?
With bikini season fast approaching … the race is on to shed the extra layer of blubber that all delicious dinners, yummy cocktails, leggings, and Netflix nights caused.  My trainer, who whipped my body into shape is offering a ridiculous deal this weekend: Click here to access it.  Need more convincing? Well … you buy Groupon... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
April 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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Remembering Elizabeth Taylor: 15 Facts about this Legendary Actress

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Image via Wikipedia Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at the age of 79 of congestive heart failure.  Liz celebrated life to its fullest: a fashion icon, award-winning actress, a glass-ceiling breaker, an activist, free spirit, and a man-eater … she was a woman after my own heart. Check out the gallery below: Sources: http://fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com/2010/01/hollywood-icons-elizabeth-taylor.htmlhttp://thinkexist.com/quotes/elizabeth_taylor/3.html Here’s... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
March 23, 2011 at 12:12 pm
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Celebs with Cellulite & How to Combat Your Own Cottage Cheese Butt

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Image via Wikipedia The following post is from Jane of All Trades’s Trainer: High Intensity Dan Dimples are cute when they’re on your face, not your ass.  Gaga for Cellulite? Unlikely, but no one is immune from Cellulite: Cellulite is an equal opportunity figure-ruiner … thin, thick, young, old–no one is exempt from the dreaded... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
February 28, 2011 at 11:15 am
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Today is the unofficial pot smoker's day--15 Reasons Why Marijuana isn't as bad as you may think

Today is the unofficial pot smoker's day--15 Reasons Why Marijuana isn't as bad as you may think
April 20th is the unofficial pot smokers’ holiday: 420 History of 420: 4/20‘s history is much debated. Some thought that 420 stood for the number of chemicals in marijuana (in reality it is 315). The real reason behind the number 420 likely stemmed from a group of stoners: “–the kids back at San Rafael High... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
February 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm
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Does the Flu Shot Make you Sick?

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I am convinced that the flu shot made me sick or at least jinxed my health.  This year, I thought I’d be ahead of the game and get both the flu shot and its H1N1 components AND the pneumonia shot. I was NOT going to get sick.  Three weeks after the shots, I ended up... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
January 19, 2011 at 9:37 pm
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Why Your New Year's Resolution will Probably Fail

Why Your New Year's Resolution will Probably Fail
New Year’s Resolutions are complete Bull sh*t. My New Year’s Resolution is NOT to have one.  They are designed to make you fail. You are the same person at 12:01 that you were at 11:59. Specifically, within the first week over 50% of New Year’s Resolutions fail. Within the first 6 months that rate jumps up to 80-90%. Why... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
January 2, 2011 at 1:41 am
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The Strangest Birth Control Methods

Despite the possible weight gain, lack of insurance coverage, emotional instability, birth control methods have come a long way. Don’t believe me … well would you rather pop a pill or have crocodile dung melted into your va-jay-jay to prevent pregnancy. Just sayin’  Via: Medical Insurance... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 26, 2010 at 1:05 pm
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Combovers--Face it You're Bald

Combovers--Face it You're Bald
Combovers–They are unmistakable, laughable, and running rampant through Congress, Country Clubs, and the Viagra Triangle. What exactly is a combover? According to Urban Dictionary Combovers are:  An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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