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How our broke government is pissing away money

How our broke government is pissing away money
Penis-washing, salamanders, and poetry. This isn’t some kind of kinky menage-tois. Instead, it’s just three of outlandish government expenditures. I wrote the following post in my column on the bitterlawyer.com dealing with the irony of our nation’s financial security, the government’s spending habits, and the impending student loan crisis. With the housing market still in... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 13, 2011 at 8:35 am
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These contacts will probably ruin your sex life

These contacts will probably ruin your sex life
Image via Wikipedia A lesson in “how can I piss away my hard-earned money?” Buy HD contacts.  This concoction, that Bausch & Lomb contrived, boasts that they provide “crisp, clear vision you require especially in low light.” Just what I needed, my zit to be seen through HD lenses. What they should say is: this newfound... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
May 9, 2011 at 3:25 am
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What are your odds of having the perfect March Madness Bracket? 9,223,372,036,854,775,808/1

What are your odds of having the perfect March Madness Bracket? 9,223,372,036,854,775,808/1
So much for winning the office pool …  March Madness is responsible for $1.2 billion dollars of work productivity losses; weekday hangovers; hoarse voices; and losing brackets … check out some other interesting March Madness Stats … Related articles Three March Madness Bracket Tips From An “Amateur” Expert….. (chicagonow.com) March Madness: The Blown Up Bracket... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
March 30, 2011 at 4:09 pm
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F-it ... sometimes you just want to eat a tub of cookie dough -- Fat Girl Monday's

F-it ... sometimes you just want to eat a tub of cookie dough -- Fat Girl Monday's
Last night around 2am I bought “the big box” of Hot Tamales. By 8 am this morning, they were gone. At my parents’ house I was looking for edamame, when my hands gravitated toward a tub of oatmeal raisin cookie dough like hands on a Ouija Board. I am addicted to sugar. How bad is... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
January 24, 2011 at 3:17 pm
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The Re-gifting Code of Conduct

The Re-gifting Code of Conduct
Regifting: (verb) To give an unwanted gift to someone else; to give as a gift something one previously received as a gift.  Webster’s New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.6). In my words: Regifting is the holiday equivalent to knocking off the maid cart or eating lunch off the samples at Trader Joe’s: Everyone... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
December 23, 2010 at 4:57 am
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Stayfree using shirtless hunk to promote periods?

Stayfree using shirtless hunk to promote periods?
I am trying to figure out how Stayfree thought that a video of a hot, shirtless guy would motivate women to try their new pads. It’s kind of like going to a hot male gyno–why the heck would you want someone who is potentially dateable asking when your last menstrual cycle was? Ick. The awkward silences, suggestive... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 7, 2010 at 12:10 am
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Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas

Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas
This story is just disgusting!! Apparently some Domino’s worker in Valley Station, Kentucky used a woman’s debit card information to rack (pun intended) up $296 in phone sex charges minutes after she placed her order. The grossest part about this story is that the perp continued to make pizza during this 15 minute fiasco.  Is... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 4, 2010 at 5:12 pm
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Student Loan Scheme: Are Students Destined to Fail?

Student Loan Scheme: Are Students Destined to Fail?
Student loans are almost a right of passage into adulthood. Student loans have the ability to force people to become indentured servants of their professions. Worse yet, some students end up taking positions that they are overqualified for simply to make the minimum payments on their student loans. As they proudly hang their diploma on... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm
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How to get out of your cell phone contract

Image via CrunchBase As I sit here staring at my iPhone which has no screen and has been vibrating for an hour, I started to wonder–how the hell do I get out of my AT&T contract?! Here’s a great article highlighting the ways to get out of your cell phone contract and potentially avoid all... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm
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Guy uses girlfriend to stop foul ball

One of the best perks about having a boyfriend is that they’ll kill those creepy thousand legger bugs for you; allow you to pick off their fast food because “you didn’t want a double cheese burger and fries”; and they’ll shield you from any fly balls at a sporting event.  As a trade-off we’ll might... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
August 10, 2010 at 1:06 pm
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