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Posts in category "Health"

How to Safeguard Your Pets During Snowpocalypse 2011

Blizzards are no bueno for our furry counterparts. Here’s some tips on how to protect them during the Blizzard of 2011. * Coats and booties can help your dog stay warm. In particular, short-haired or elderly dogs benefit from wearing a coat or sweater. Look for coats or sweaters with high collars or a turtleneck that... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
February 1, 2011 at 4:20 pm
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Does the Flu Shot Make you Sick?

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I am convinced that the flu shot made me sick or at least jinxed my health.  This year, I thought I’d be ahead of the game and get both the flu shot and its H1N1 components AND the pneumonia shot. I was NOT going to get sick.  Three weeks after the shots, I ended up... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
January 19, 2011 at 9:37 pm
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Quit Jerking Off in the Shower--says U of I Housing

Quit Jerking Off in the Shower--says U of I Housing
The University of Illinois is facing loads of plumbing issues caused by men masturbating in the shower. This is yet another reason to wear flip-flops in the shower! A friend forwarded me the following letter from my alma mater, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champagne. Imagine the plumber who had to clean out these pipes (pun intended)... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
December 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm
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The Strangest Birth Control Methods

Despite the possible weight gain, lack of insurance coverage, emotional instability, birth control methods have come a long way. Don’t believe me … well would you rather pop a pill or have crocodile dung melted into your va-jay-jay to prevent pregnancy. Just sayin’  Via: Medical Insurance... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 26, 2010 at 1:05 pm
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Give your kid fastfood? You might as well just give them heroin

Give your kid fastfood? You might as well just give them heroin
Child obesity is occurring in staggering numbers. How could it not when these fast food places offer treats in their cheap meals? This PSA takes a dramatic stance on stopping child obesity in this video where a mother preps her toddler to be shot up with heroin Fast food can’t be as bad as heroin... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
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Does Chi-town stress you out?

Image via Wikipedia As the murder capital of the US, Chicago offers a host of other social and environmental maladies that makes it the 8th most stressful city to live in.  Here’s a breakdown of Chicago’s Stressful Features: Murders: 16.1 murders per 100K people compared to LA, which had 8.1 murders & New York had... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm
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Living the High Life--Life as a Marijuana Critic

Living the High Life--Life as a Marijuana Critic
It’s Monday morning. As you slump into your cubicle and get ready for a week of pending deadlines, your cube mate’s quirks, and bad office jokes … I’m giving you one more reason to hate your job. Meet William Breathes his job is a medical marijuana critic. Yes, that’s right, he gets paid to test... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
August 2, 2010 at 4:34 am
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Spanx You Very Much

Spanx You Very Much
The other day I noticed something very interesting–Spanx for men. I didn’t know if I should rejoice or scream. While this is a Spank that many men are unaccustomed to, I think it provides some visual satisfaction for those sick of seeing men whose body type resembles the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Spanx for women has revolutionized the... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
July 15, 2010 at 6:55 pm
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Nanny Killed by a toy: but not the kind of toy you'd think

Nanny Killed by a toy: but not the kind of toy you'd think
Don’t Tell Mom the Baby-Sitter’s Dead Nicola Paginton, a 30 year old nanny, was killed by her toy. But, it’s not the kind of toy you think. The culprit: Her vibrator. Paginton allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn with a vibrator. Paginton’s employer went to her house when she didn’t show up... Read more »
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July 15, 2010 at 1:59 pm
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Top 7 Reasons to Avoid Airplane Food

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Airplane food is the worst. Yes, it even beats out the creepy hot lunches you were subjected to in grade school … (salisbury steak anyone?). Its smell could take your breathe away. It tastes like turpentine dipped livercod. Now, airplane food could make you sick. USA Today found an FDA inspection concluded that the majority of... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
July 12, 2010 at 2:14 am
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